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Ancient 'Godzilla' Crocodile Discovered

SenseOfHumor writes "Paleontologists have discovered a huge crocodile which was a predator of large sea creatures. A Jurassic-age crocodile had the massive jaws and jagged teeth needed to hunt large sea prey, paleontologists say. The crocodile, nicknamed Godzilla, was nearly four metres long with a short snout like a T. rex, four fins and a vertical, fishlike tail." Photos and drawings are available at National Geographic, and more science at ScienceDaily.

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  1. Gojira by joe_bruin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Clearly this proves Intelligent Design, because only God would make Godzilla, the holy lizard in His name.

    1. Re:Gojira by letxa2000 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      While this isn't an interesting find because of its size, it does add to the credibility of evolution.

      Y'think? Let's see some quotes from TFA:

      "The researchers don't yet know what events triggered the relatively sudden emergence of the large crocodile..."

      Sounds like more data that evolution can't really explain.

      "Unlike the crocodiles we know today, Dakosaurus andiniensis lived entirely in the water, and had fins instead of legs."

      What part of the skull did the researches base *that* conclusion on?

      " Pol used sophisticated software to map the features of those bones and determine its lineage. "

      Oooohh, "sophisticated software." I trust we'll hear more about the science of how they "determined its lineage". I'm a software engineer and "sophisticated software" doesn't impress me... I want to know what this software actually did.

      "It measured 13 feet from nose to tail."

      Still interested in how they concluded that based on the skull. I'm assuming there must be more fossil elsewhere, but curiously none of the "technical" diagrams include more than its head. Some of the "artists concept" drawings show a little more as the thing supposedly jumps out of the water, but I've seen no technical diagrams of anything but the head which leaves me wondering where this 13-feet figure is coming from.

      Then we have this:

      ""The most perplexing thing about the animal is that its head shape does not appear to be well suited to a fast swimming crocodilian, because rather than being streamlined, it is somewhat high and flattened from side to side," said Clark, who was not involved with the research."

      So rather than contemplate other explanations (maybe it wasn't so closely related to a croc? maybe it wasn't even aquatic--sometimes mammals can actually find there way into water and die, y'know), we automatically assume this is some groundbreaking discovery? Maybe it's so weird it's wrong?

      Or how about:

      ""If you went to a crocodile worker and said, Let's say you had a chance to evolve something new out of this group, what would you do? And you gave them a pad and a pencil, the last thing they would draw would be a skull that looks like Dakosaurus."

      So this thing basically contradicts everything we think we know about crocs, but dang it, evolution is right so this is just amazing, isn't it?

      This one is choice:

      "It's a beautiful example of the unpredictable nature of evolution, and the variety of things that dinosaur-age crocodiles did."

      And here I was thinking that science was supposed to be falsifiable, testable, and actually be a useful predictor? And here they're celebrating just how unpredictable it is? I'm glad other theories are a little more relaible. I'd hate to be walking into my house and suddenly find gravity reverse itself and hit my head on the ceiling. *

      Color me unimpressed.

      * Note: If gravity did reverse itself, would you be prepared? How would you keep the coins in your pocket? I have the answer: Nudity! (This poorly-quoted quote is left as an exercise for the reader to discover its source).

  2. Mario Mayors and Disasters. by CHESTER+COPPERPOT · · Score: 3, Funny

    You'll notice on that first photo on the National Geographic that Godzilla is in fact battling what scientists have renamed a Mothra not a pterodactyl.

  3. Cue the.... by Chickenofbristol55 · · Score: 5, Funny

    large crowd of screaming Japanese people!

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  4. Not that huge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How this could be a "huge" crocodile? wikipedia lists crocs bigger than that.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocodile

    1. Re:Not that huge by mchawi · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm glad I'm not the only one that had this thought. I've seen Steve Irwin wrestle crocs larger than that ;)

      Maybe it grows bigger if you're nice to it. Of course, maybe they're thinking 'if I drop a nuke on this I'd have Godzilla!'. Who ever knows with scientists...

    2. Re:Not that huge by Audacious · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yeah, I went "Say what?" when they said 4 METERS! The Smithsonian had a snake on display one time that wound through four rooms and was large enough to eat an elephant whole. THAT was large! (And a bit scary too!) Made me nervous just seeing how large it was and thinking what I'd do if I met such a creature (like mess my pants and run like crazy!).

      But then, if you have never gone to Washington D.C. and gone to the Smithsonian - you need to make the trip. The natural sciences building has all sorts of fantastic things on display. They had a wooly mammoth on display when I was there as well. Huge beast. But no where near as scary as that giant snake.

      The got'cha was the skeleton of the T-Rex they had hidden behind a turn. You came around the turn and there it was with it's mouth open ready to bite you in half. I heard several people make half-screams (those little eeps!) when they came to it. Strangely my first reaction was to sock the thing one until I realized it was just a skeleton. I guess the old fight or flight thing was in overdrive after having been shocked with the snake.

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  5. Oh, please... by rasafras · · Score: 3, Funny

    Only 13 feet? Hell, I used to wrestle gators bigger than that in New York sewers...

  6. CRIKEY! by perlow · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Now mate, look what happens when I shove my whole body up this Jurrasic croc's cloaca. She gets really grumpy, But not as grumpy as my wife!"

  7. 4 meters? Godzilla? by ManyLostPackets · · Score: 4, Informative

    How about this one?, big as a school bus! http://www.supercroc.com/pressarticles/msnbc.htm

  8. Huge Crocodile! Nearly 4 meters long! by Anon.Pedant · · Score: 5, Informative

    Maybe the poster was so breathless from all the hype that they didn't notice that this HUGE Godzilla-like beast is SMALLER than modern crocodiles. Nile Crocodiles can be 5 meters long, while Saltwater Crocs can be over six meters. Revised headline: Paleontologists discover midget crocodile! -- Anonymous Pedant

    1. Re:Huge Crocodile! Nearly 4 meters long! by Artega+VH · · Score: 4, Informative

      Exactly. In fact the largest recorded Saltwater crocodile was almost 9 meters in length.

      The first thing I thought when I read this (and its been in regular news sites for a day and a bit) was "mmm thats pretty small" and its especially small when compared with SuperCroc (although there is an interesting clash of largest recorded sizes for salties between those two wikipedia articles)

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    2. Re:Huge Crocodile! Nearly 4 meters long! by itsthebin · · Score: 3, Informative

      [Quote]Largest crocodile ever recorded? What about the big fish stories I mentioned earlier? Would you believe the largest saltwater crocodile ever reported was 10.1 m (33.1 feet)? This animal was apparently killed in the Bay of Bengal, and was so large only its head was recovered. A skull reportedly belonging to this animal was stored in the British Museum, but when it was measured later it was estimated to have come from a 15.7 ft (4.8 m) crocodile - less than half the claimed length. The skull of another claimed 29 ft (8.8 m) monster was also later determined to belong to a crocodile no larger than 16.2 ft (4.9 m). These are still big crocodiles, but typical of the exaggeration normally associated with large crocodiles. Still, some of these stories seem more credible. Saltwater crocodiles above 6 m (20.3 feet) were certainly much more common in Australia and SE Asia before extensive hunting for their skins in the 1940's, 50's and 60's wiped out the big crocodiles. Some old hunters claim to have shot animals over 8 m (26 feet) during this period (e.g. a 27 ft [8.1 m] saltwater crocodile from the Staaton River in Queensland in the early 1970's). But without reliable measurements, such records are lost to the past. These days, if you wish to convince anyone then please use a straight tape measure whilst sober from the tip of the upper jaw to the tip of the complete tail! So what is the largest crocodile ever recorded? In more recent times, there are very few reliable measurements of extremely large crocodiles, but they do exist. A skull from a saltwater crocodile from Orissa, India, was large enough to have come from a crocodile between 20 and 23 feet in length. Its true size remains a mystery. The two largest reliable records of complete animals are both from 20.3 ft (6.2 m) crocodiles: the first was shot in the Mary River in the Northern Territory of Australia in 1974 by poachers and measured by wildlife rangers; the second was killed in 1983 in the Fly River in Papua New Guinea. In this latter crocodile, it was actually the skin that was measured by zoologist Jerome Montague, and as skins are known to underestimate the size of the actual animal it's likely this crocodile was at least another 10 cm / 4 inches longer. This is my candidate for the largest crocodile ever recorded. Unfortunately, because of the time needed for wild crocodiles to reach this size, the low number of individuals which seem predisposed to reach such sizes, and problems of crocodiles conflicting with expanding human populations, it seems unlikely that we will see many of these giants again.[/quote] http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/natsci/herpetology/britto ncrocs/cbd-faq-q2.htm

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  9. We're used to old news... by Sebilrazen · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...but come on, this is just Prehistoric.

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  10. Re:This was on Digg yesterday... by c_forq · · Score: 5, Insightful

    seriously, I read Slashdot for the comments. I heard about this probably 36 hours ago from National Geographic (who will be featuring it in their December issue). For almost any news on slashdot I have another site I read it on first. But I have been reading slashdot for probably 2 years (and posting for a few weeks now) because I think the comments posted here and the moderation system is far more valueable then just news reports. I'm fine with dupes, slow news, and bad editors as long as there is a good amount of intelligent commentors.

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  11. Re:Let them extract the DNA by Anon.Pedant · · Score: 5, Informative

    You can't be serious; these are 140 million year old fossils! These are rocks, and you can be sure they won't "find a few cells." Even DNA from mammoths that have been frozen for only 10 thousand years are fragmentary.
    (Or maybe I just don't get the joke.)

  12. Size doesn't matter by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 3, Informative

    belive it or not mosquitos are the no. 1 killers of the modern world

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  13. Zonk you pulling another 48er? by seanvaandering · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Check these timestamps...

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    That would be almost 14 hours solid on Slashdot, with a break provided by samzenpus at 1pm - is it really that bad to work for CmdrTaco? :)

  14. Re:First thought... by damsa · · Score: 3, Funny

    Japanese people were a lot smaller back then.

  15. Has Slashdot hit a new High? by POds · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wikipedia now include templates that state certain articles have been linked to slashdot, and thus require extra attention :|

    [quote]
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    Please keep an eye on the page history for errors or vandalism.
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