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How To Write Unmaintainable Code
An anonymous reader writes "Make sure you're irreplaceable -' In the interests of creating employment opportunities in the Java programming field, I am passing on these tips from the masters on how to write code that is so difficult to maintain, that the people who come after you will take years to make even the simplest changes. Further, if you follow all these rules religiously, you will even guarantee yourself a lifetime of employment, since no one but you has a hope in hell of maintaining the code. Then again, if you followed all these rules religiously, even you wouldn't be able to maintain the code! You don't want to overdo this. Your code should not look hopelessly unmaintainable, just be that way. Otherwise it stands the risk of being rewritten or refactored. '"
Wow. I could not disagree with this more. Why can't you prove you are irreplaceable by becoming a great programmer/problem solver/team player rather than some fucknut that creates garbage that "just works".
Open Source Community Benefits...??anyone?
Losers whine about their best, Winners go home to fuck the prom queen
You are going to lose it all once your worthless female (wife) divorces you, and she will. Also why are you educating the female, are you fucking retarded... you'll learn when your sons have nothing to inherit from you (1 in 3 are your wife's bastards statistically, you won't know however).
Death To women Rights
Say goodby to your wealth pro-women's rights mother fucker.