Copy Machines At Greater Risk During Holidays
Ant writes "CNET News.com reports that photocopier supplier Canon is warning customers to take better care of their office equipment during the Christmas period. It claims that the festive season traditionally leads to a 25 percent hike in service calls due to incidents such as the classic backside copying prank.
Such a stunt, a mainstay of the office party, often results in cracked glass on the copier, with 32 percent of Canon technicians claiming to have been called out to fix glass plates during the Christmas period after attempts to copy body parts went wrong..."
I tried to photocopy my penis. But I had to do a double sided print to fit it all in and I just could figure out how to get it through the double sided document feeder.
Naw, those aren't breasts.
These are breasts.
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