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Toxic Moondust Bounces Like A Cannonball

Jotii writes "A new NASA article says that moondust fetched to Earth by Apollo 17 is now being studied. From the article: 'Zen-like, he studies the a single mote of dust suspended inside a basketball-sized vacuum chamber for as long as 10 to 12 days.' Moondust is apparently very static, and bounces like cannonballs. Another article from NASA emphasizes the dust's toxicity: 'In some ways, lunar dust resembles the silica dust on Earth that causes silicosis, a serious disease.'"

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  1. I for one, by SauroNlord · · Score: 3, Funny

    I for one welcome our statically bouncing moondust neighbours.

    1. Re:I for one, by Xyrus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Silicosis? Is that related to pneumonoultramicroscopicsiliconvolcanoconiosis?

      I finally got to use that word. :)

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  2. flubber by know1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    whee, it's flubber! i bet those scientists had lots of fun. that is a long time for somehing to bounce, but i would imagine in a vacuum with no air resistance any bouncy ball would go on for a long time

  3. Watch out NBA by NitsujTPU · · Score: 3, Funny

    If this dust bounces like canonballs, then the NBA will be ALL OVER toxic moondust basketballs.

  4. Suggestion... by KingSkippus · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think that if this study proves that moondust can be dangerous, any astronauts stationed to a moonbase should probably just stay inside. Or at least, cover their mouths while they're roaming around outside. No sense in risking your health by walking around outside on the moon without any kind of protection for your lungs.

    1. Re:Suggestion... by Seumas · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not to mention, such an investment would pay off in spades down the road when we start returning from trips to uranus.

  5. What a wierd post by Datamonstar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who the hell wants a big bouncing ball of toxic dust for X-mas?

    I'd be torn. Cool space dust... or the Xbox 360 that I asked for. Descisions, descisions!

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  6. Re:If you find yourself breathing moondust... by KingSkippus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah.

    Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicolunarconiosis.

  7. Fight static with static. by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why not just use static to get the dust off too?
    You could simply use static emitters in the lunar module to trap dust, just like a 5 billion duster.

    Cheaper alternative, stick a sign on the door that says: "Please remove your shoes before entering lunar lander."

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  8. Re:Previous Information? by ciroknight · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah I'm totally sure the Apollo astronauts opened up their visors and took a deep breath of Luna's magnificent, polution free atmosphere, only to find they later have suffered from Silicosis and Lung Cancer worse than asbestos could have ever caused...

    or maybe they died from the extreme cold, lack of oxygen and mass radiation exposure.. I can't remember the details.

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  9. Re:Bouncing like a cannonball by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    That reminds me of one of my favorite Douglas Adams quotes:

    "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."

  10. I'm confused by presidentbeef · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't cannonballs bounce similarly to how lead balloons fly...?

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    1. Re:I'm confused by Potato+Battery · · Score: 4, Funny

      They tested it by firing it at a model of the USS Constitution carved out of a grain of rice. The moondust cannonballs were found to be much more effective at doing damage to the hulls of an armada of less-well crafted microscopic ships of war.

      I think the "cannonball" reference indicates the powers that be have let slip a little too much:

      • there is life on the moon
      • it has attained a level of technology roughly that of 16th century through 18th century Europe
      • they are very little
      • we are planning to fight them on their terms
  11. Go with the moon dust by KingSkippus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Go with the moon dust. After the PS3 and Revolution come out, the moon dust will still be cool. ;-)

  12. bounces like cannonballs? by OBeardedOne · · Score: 4, Funny

    Last time I tried to bounce a cannonball I was thrown off the team.

  13. Zen-like, he studies the a single mote of dust... by Shanep · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are all our moondust belong to them?

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  14. Re:If you find yourself breathing moondust... by Chmarr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow... the sound of that is something quite atrocious.

  15. Take your time guys! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "A new NASA article says that moondust fetched to Earth by Apollo 17 is now being studied. [...]"

    Well, all I can say is, it's about time!

  16. layman-speak by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Funny

    close your eyes and imagine a speck of dust bouncing like a cannonball...

    i understand the instinct that drives scientists to say things like it "bounces like cannonballs" for the sake of us average joes who don't talk in kilocuries and attonewtons and femtofarads

    however i would respectfully request that scientists attempting to talk in layman terms update their terminology to something after the civil war, as i don't think many of us average joes have seen any cannonballs bouncing around anywhere lately

    i mean what is "bounces like cannonballs" supposed to mean? the best mental image i can come up with is a bouncing bowling ball... which doesn't really bounce- is that the point? then why not just say "it doesn't bounce"

    does it make sense to say "the car drove off the highway at 80 mph and bounced off the tree like a cannonball" unless you're trying to write colorful fiction?

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  17. statically bouncing by xfletch · · Score: 5, Funny
    I for one welcome our statically bouncing moondust neighbours

    I think the poster has grasped the less than clear point that 'bouncing like cannonballs' means not bouncing at all. Perhaps 'bounces like watermelons' would have been better, but then again 'melons' and 'bouncing' in the same sentence may have distracted some of our younger readers...

  18. Re:Zen-like, he studies the a single mote of dust. by lxs · · Score: 5, Funny

    Moondust bounces high
    Suspended in emptiness
    A scientist coughs

  19. Thanks Slashdot! by hmccabe · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know what this story is about, but I know the next song I write is bound to have the line "Toxic Moondust Bounces Like A Cannonball." Thanks, and pass the bong, taco.

  20. That makes me feel better by xs650 · · Score: 2, Funny
    "A new NASA article says that moondust fetched to Earth by Apollo 17 is now being studied."

    Now I don't feel so bad about how long it takes me to get around to finishing projects.