The Funniest Places for Hardware Stickers?

Nice2Cats asks: "So after buying another piece of computer hardware, I am stuck with more of those stickers that some silly person in marketing actually thinks I'm going to slap on my computer. The problem is, I'm running out of other places to put then (throwing them away would show a lack of creativity, and is out of the question). I already have one on my drill ('Sound by Hercules') and my table saw is 'Dual BIOS'; I also probably have the world's only vacuum sweeper and lawn mower that claim to be made by Apple. I don't want the stuff on my car, my wife draws the line at our toilet cover -- where have other Slashdot readers put these stickers? Where is the most awesome place you have seen, say, that white Apple?"

Comments

Trash Cans; shredding machines

[eludom]

I'm fond of putting "Designed for Microsoft Windows"
stickers on trash cans and shredding machines.

toilet flusher

[PerlDudeXL]

while visiting a friend I noticed a 'Designed for Windows XP' sticker at the
toilet flusher button. I couldn't think of a better place :)

Re:toilet flusher

[booch]

Makes sense. Toilets and Windows are both measured in GPFs. For Windows, that's General Protection Faults (AKA blue screens of death, AKA BSOD, AKA crashes). For toilets (in the USA, at least) GPF is the rating of how much water it uses - Gallons Per Flush. I've seen many urinals with the GPF rating printed on it.

Re:Boring: Refrigerator.

[tha_mink]

By far, the best I've seen is the ATM. "Graphics by ATI"

Rack Enclosure Warning Sticker

[TripMaster Monkey]

I've put the warming sticker from our rack enclosure on the entrance to my cube, informing visitors in 13 different languages that "enclosure may become unstable if more than one component is extended at one time".

Just trying to warn lUsers that visiting my cube carries a 'Risk of Personal Injury'. ^_^

Re:Rack Enclosure Warning Sticker

[McCarrum]

When installing a brand spanking new SAN, I put the big "The Solution to your Storage Issues" sticker, big orange thing, on one of the toilet doors.

Re:Urinals, public toilets, and ricers

[Marnhinn]

I visted a Holiday Gas Station in the middle of Minnesota (about a year ago) and while using the restroom, being astonished to see a poster with all the java classes / packages on the inside door of the restroom.

What was funnier, was that someone had updated it by drawing in a couple of new additions and other made-up classes (javax.swing.phonesex). I remember thinking - WTF? Who thinks about java while taking a dump... talk about an extreme programmer.

Re:Cognitive dissonance, baby!

[Captain Splendid]

To really seal the deal, see if you can VNC in full screen mode to a Mac, then let people come over and play with it!

Hard Drive Stickers

[nuintari]

Dell sent me a big book of hard drive stickers, they say things like "100 GB 7200 Ultra 320" I guess they are supposed to go on those removeable hard drive enclosures in all thepoweredge 2850's we have. But, they didn't send us any stickers in the sizes of drives we actually have.

So, now all the office phones have "36GB 10K Ultra 320 SCSI" drives in them, and most of the monitors sport sexy 300 gig drives. :-)

Tsk tsk...

[fcolari]

Don't you know a benchmarked kettle never gives output?

Re:got pets?

[k4_pacific]

Actually, my fish tank has a "In case of emergency break glass" sticker off a fire alarm.

Re:Cognitive dissonance, baby!

[Matt the Hat]

There are Windows zealots?

Helmet

[phmilo]

I used to have a "No User Serviceable Components Inside" sticker on my motorcycle helmet.