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The Mother of all BIOS Guides
Joey Braff writes "Many of you have probably heard of the famous BOG - BIOS Optimization Guide. For those who have not, make sure you take a look at this mega-guide with more than 300 BIOS settings and they just added 10 more! If you doubt its authenticity, note that its author is a doctor and the guide is also available as a book."
Oh, of course. How silly of me to doubt a doctor would be the perfect person to outline all of our BIOS settings. For a minute there I was thinking a engineer would be a better choice.
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This is getting irritating to say the least. Would all you "mothers" please just go home? Did I wander up to you and ask "Are you my mother?"
Next you'll have machines called "The mother of all computers" released.
Bleh!!!
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I've never met someone with a Ph.D who was pretty much a complete dumbass in many respects.
It would seem to fit in with the old saying:
Doctor Laura.
"It is seldom that liberty of any kind is lost all at once." -David Hume
He does now, that he has optimized his BIOS.
Doctor Evil alsa had a medical degree but the medication he sold me over the interweb DIDN'T HELP ME GROW MY PENIS!
He is a great big phony and if that telephone number he told I could reach him at weren't the number to the "abused village idiots and pie obsessed people" helpline I would have flailed my arms at him in a fasion showing him that had I the physical strenght to hurt my I would given it considerable thought! Even despite that sharks with the freak'n lazer beams attached to their heads!
A bad analogy is like a leaky screwdriver.
Could it be this doctor?
While he may be a bios expert and a sweet man, don't you ever tell us where you found him. Ever.
Not even if it was Google.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
The last line reminds me of a wonderful under-known Python sketch from Mr. Pither's cycling tour, set in a doctor's surgery.
Doctor
Morning.
Pither
Oh, a very good morning to you too, Doctor
Doctor
Ah, I understand you had an accident? [...] where were you hurt?
Pither
Oh, fortunately, I escaped without injury.
Doctor
Well what is the trouble?
Pither
Please, could you tell me the way to Iddesleigh?
Doctor
I'm a doctor, you know.
Pither
Oh yes, absolutely. Normally I would have asked a policeman or a minister of the Church, but finding no one available, I thought it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by.
Doctor
Oh alright.
(he scribbles something on a piece of paper and hands it to Pither)
Take this to a chemist.
Pither
Thank you.
Cut to exterior of a chemist's shop. A chemist comes out holding the paper and points up the street. Pither thanks him and mounts his bike.
This is not the greatest sig in the world. This is just a tribute.
As the old saying goes: "What do you call a guy who graduates last in his class from Med School? -- Doctor".
My God, it's Full of Source!
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