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World's Tallest Building Causing Earthquakes?
IZ Reloaded writes "A geologist thinks that the increase in the number of earthquakes in Taiwan is due to Taipei 101, the world's tallest building. CNN reports: 'Lin said Taipei 101 weighed 700,000 tons and estimated stress from vertical loading on its foundation at 4.7 bars, of which some would be transferred to the earth's upper crust due to extremely soft sedimentary rocks beneath the Taipei basin. If a fault is about to crack, then a little pressure can trigger an earthquake. It's like the last straw that breaks the camel's back.'" More from The Guardian.
Big building causes earthquake, earthquake destroys big building.
This building is small, like asian penises.
Or burn down, fall over, and sink! ;-)
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Well, the tower isn't what does it, it is the Earthquake Machine stored in the basement (owned by the United States, of course) that is really behind it.
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I think my statement is only slightly more farfetched.
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The biggest problem now is finding a way to blame this on the United States.
What, are you saying that the construction of the Taipei 101 and an increase in earthquake activity are both caused by a third, unknown factor?
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Perhaps the factor in question is the global decrease in number of pirates?
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1) Read story about world's tallest building.
2) Move to Earthquake prone area
3) Put fragile stuff up high
4) File lawsuit
5) ?????
6) Profit!!!!!
...that breaks the camel's back; and thats one hell of a straw!
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No, no. He's saying that the increase in earthquake activity is causing the construction of the Taipei 101. We like to thumb our nose at God here in Taiwan. Or China, which tends to be about as dangerous.
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Phew for a moment I thought it was posted under Ask Slashdot ... *wipes sweat*
There has to be a good Godzilla joke in here somewhere...
Why is this on slashdot though?
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Whichever it is, they need some kind of cover now. Kudos for getting a bunch of smart so-called scientists together to think of a possible explanation to cover up these operations. 700,000 tons causing an earthquake... how did they come up with that one? They really are geniuses.
If only they decided to use reliable means of disposal instead of frickin' sharks with lasers...
Do you mean ...at China here in Taiwan or ...at God here in China?
Obviously, even if we had the ability, we shouldn't do anything to stop the earthquakes. If we stopped the earthquakes, Taipei 101 would vanish, or more likely deconstruct piece by piece.
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> The CN Tower is 553 meters. Taipei 101 is a feeble 509 meters.
Sure, but that's like what, 474 meters US?
Someone gets it! I have been saying this for a long time as I have been trying to get a research grant to investigate the relationship between a decrease in the number of pirates and an increase in average global temperatures (see graph).
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CN tower only a few stories tall, not even a tower really they just put a little round building on a big stick.
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Perhaps, but that graph is highly inaccurate as to the number of pirates.
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Think of how a 50kg woman in stilletto heels leaves dents in wood floors where a 90kg man in sneakers doesn't.
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...I told them that building had bad Feng Shui.
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You're right - this link shows there were over 17 active pirates in 2005 alone, and that's not including other piracy-related groups such as buccaneers or raiders.
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I've seen a 90kg man in stiletto heels. Is that close enough?
If it turns out to be true they may regret naming it like it was designed by first year engineering students "101"
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You mean they're wearing only partial pirate regalia?
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I can beat that. I've been a 90kg man in stiletto heels.
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What, less than 5 bars in a multistory building? Where does one go for a quite ale or two without all the crowds?
...earthquake causes building.
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But they're not wearing full pirate regalia!
Ahhhh! Then they are illegal combatants, and are not afforded the rights of the sea!
So instead of keeling them or making them walk the plank, we can lock them up indefinitely with objective of obtaining Pirate intelligence for the War On Piracy.
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