Wasps Better Than Dogs At Sniffing Out Bombs
boinx writes "Researchers have found that certain wasps can be trained in a matter of minutes to detect the odoriferous substance of your choice. All it takes is a PVC pipe, some wasps and a webcam. Check it out."
Cause when they detect something, they're to small to have fricking laser beams attached to their heads!
"I'm going to f***ing bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to f***ing kill Google"
I for one welcome our insect overlords! I'd like to remind them that as a trusted slashdotter I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground hives.
"I'm going to f***ing bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to f***ing kill Google"
Did anyone else think: "Well, certainly wasps can sniff *money* better than dogs, but bombs?...", before figuring out that article was talking about the other kind of "wasp"?
My first thought was that I could train wasps to find my keys. After consideration, I think my keys may smell rather similar to the pocket I usually keep them in, which is in my jeans, next to my groin.
The last thing I need is a groin full of wasps.
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I wouldn't feel particularly threatened by a couple of law enforcement personnel pursuing me with wasps on leashes, for one. Although I suppose the inevitable case of giggles might give my position away.
No kidding!!! What do you say at this point?
Well, hell, let's just train some Giant Sequoias to do our bombsniffing, then.