The Real Next Generation
hapycamper writes "GamerDad.com sent their newest reporter, 8 year old Aiden, to tour GenCon SoCal in Anaheim and report back on his first gaming convention. In Through the Eyes of An Eight-Year Old Aiden talks about the con's highlights, including the 'real Stormtroopers' walking around, and playing City of Villians with his dad looking on."
"Dad, dad! That lady has almost no clothes on!"
"She's what's called a 'Booth Babe,' son. We'll talk more about her in a few years."
"Can't we talk about her now?"
"No."
"But..."
"No."
"I j-"
"No. Not for at least four years. Oh look City of Villains. Wanna play?"
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