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How Long is Too Long to Update?

StWaldo asks: "I'm sure everyone knows the story about the life expectancy of an fresh, un-updated PC, once it's connected to the internet. What about a PC which just hasn't been updated in a while? I've been deployed in Iraq for the last 9 months, and haven't been able to hook up my laptop to the internet to get updates (I do HAVE access, just can't hook up a personal laptop, gov't only). Before I deployed, I would update my software (system, anti-virus, firewall, anti-spyware, etc) regularly, but as I get closer to coming back to the States and my broadband connection, I'm beginning to wonder what the life expectancy of my PC will be. What's the lifecycle of a security exploit, hack, virus, etc - between discovery/release, propagation, and extinction (or a state approaching extinction)?"

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  1. For the love of bob by everphilski · · Score: 4, Funny

    For the love of bob

    Microsoft Bob?

    -everphilski-

  2. Do what everyone else does. by agm · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wouldn't you just do what everyone else does?

    su
    emerge sync
    emerge -pv world
    emerge world

    ??

    1. Re:Do what everyone else does. by Bob+Bobbinson · · Score: 5, Funny

      Then go back to Iraq for 9 months and once you come back again it might actually have finished compiling. (Yes I'm a Gentoo user too!)

  3. Re:How long could it survive... by mikecito · · Score: 5, Funny

    While there may not be any virus or exploit that can get to you with this method, your laptop may still have contracted some nasty bacteria while abroad. I recommend boiling it for at least 1 hour before using it.

  4. Re:How long could it survive... by k12linux · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you don't have an hour try 15 minutes in a microwave.

  5. Re:How long could it survive... by mikecito · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just make sure you take any cd you might have in the cd-rom drive out first. We've all seen what happens to cds in a microwave. Pretty nasty stuff.

  6. Re:How long could it survive... by k12linux · · Score: 3, Funny

    Good catch! You wouldn't want to ruin an important CD!

  7. Re:How long could it survive... by klubar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, you've left one important require. If you disconnect the power cord (from both the computer and the electrical outlet) you can be more confident that your machine will be safe.

    Just in case, you might also remove the hard drive and the CPU as stray electrical currents might cause these components to receive signals from "them".