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Get RSS Feeds on Your Toilet Paper

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the raising-the-bullshit-detector dept.

0110011001110101 writes "A crazy new product out of Taiwan seems to be aimed at the feed dependent of us out there. The 'rsstroom reader' is a bathroom gadget that prints news feeds onto your T-P - that's right, your TOILET PAPER! The best part is the "biometrics" toilet seat that'll figure out who you are based on your weight and prints the news you want - not your roommates tabloid garbage. Going to the rsstroom will never be boring again! Heres a close-up image of this new gadget."

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  1. Patriot Act Renewed by CmdrTaco+(troll) · · Score: -1, Troll

    NT

    --

    I hope high gas prices are depriving your children, you fucking dumbass.
  2. Attention Gadget Nerds! A Holiday Message! by Asshat+Canada · · Score: -1, Troll

    At this, the most joyous time of the year, our thoughts turn to others in need.
    Well folks, I am in need of something!
    A break from all your fucking nerd bitching and whining. Time to take a shower, comb the crust from your neck-beard and get the fuck outta the basement.
    It's called a date! Get one!
    Fuckin nerds.

  3. Best Use For Toilet Paper: +1, Creative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll


    is Shitheads-For-Crime.

    Thanks in advance.

    Judicially,
    Kilgore Trout, M.D.

  4. Retaliate by slashdotting his server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Fakers must be punished. Everyone must try to visit his site. Do it over and over for the next few days.

  5. Re:The Island by hcob$ · · Score: 0, Troll

    Well, you know what. My car is my property. And to invade my property requires a warrant, or probable cause. Since you have neither, get the fuck off my property....

    that's why we don't put breathalizers in cars.

    --
    Cliff Claven
    K.E.G. Party Chairman
    Founding Leader of: Koncerned for Egalitarin Governance
  6. Re:I AM CORNHOLIO!! by peterpi · · Score: 0, Troll

    This was supposed to be offtopic/troll. Please mod down.