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Get RSS Feeds on Your Toilet Paper

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the raising-the-bullshit-detector dept.

0110011001110101 writes "A crazy new product out of Taiwan seems to be aimed at the feed dependent of us out there. The 'rsstroom reader' is a bathroom gadget that prints news feeds onto your T-P - that's right, your TOILET PAPER! The best part is the "biometrics" toilet seat that'll figure out who you are based on your weight and prints the news you want - not your roommates tabloid garbage. Going to the rsstroom will never be boring again! Heres a close-up image of this new gadget."

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  1. FAKE! by Emrikol · · Score: 5, Informative

    I call fake! It looks exactly like a Zebra XI printer, with a nice photoshop job! FAKE FAKE!

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  2. Forget RSS feeds. by Seumas · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have a better - and far more fitting - idea. Blogs on toilet paper.

  3. RSS on toilet paper? by plover · · Score: 5, Funny
    RSS on toilet paper?

    "No shit?"

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  4. Oh the potential... by sarlos · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hack your neighbors wireless connection and feed false information to their RSS printed TP. Imagine the fun you could have. Program it to tell your neighbors wife she's fat and needs to lose weight. Program it to insult your neighbor's husband's manhood. There's so much potential here it is staggering...

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  5. Re:The Island by cpn2000 · · Score: 5, Funny
    And what happens when these toilet paper with Slashdot RSS clogged up the toilet?

    Well, it means you've just slashdotted your toilet.

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  6. Re:Serious question by errxn · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was thinking the same thing. Perhaps the solution would be to install an iris scanner which has been modded to do pattern matching on the user's "brown eye".

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  7. I AM CORNHOLIO!! by peterpi · · Score: 5, Funny

    I need TP.
    For my bunghole.

  8. Bringing new meaning to the question... by DaedalusLogic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who reads this shit?

  9. Re:The Island by kars · · Score: 5, Funny

    You mean splashdotted.

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