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The Year in Ideas

Some Anonymous Dude writes "The NYTimes magazine reviews this year's great ideas including the anti-paparazzi flash, forehead billboards, scientific free-throw distraction, and why popcorn doesn't pop." From the intro: "Once we have thrown back all the innovations that don't meet our exacting standards, we find ourselves with the following alphabetical catch: 78 notions, big and small, grand and petty, serious and silly, ingenious and. . . well, whatever you call it when you tattoo an advertisement on your forehead for money."

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  1. adverts on foreheads? by joe+155 · · Score: 4, Funny
    "whatever you call it when you tattoo an advertisement on your forehead for money."

    ...I think its called being really, really drunk... like all truely stupid ideas, they seemed like a good one at the time

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  2. The greatest innovation ever... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    BugMeNot.

    1. Re:The greatest innovation ever... by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 3, Informative

      I guess Bugmenot just needs to make a verification script/zombie so the "fakes"
      can be tossed in the bin .

      Ex-MislTech

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  3. Here's A Shot by MrNonchalant · · Score: 4, Insightful

    well, whatever you call it when you tattoo an advertisement on your forehead for money.

    Materialistic and depraved?

  4. Celebs by Beuno · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You can anti-paparazzi flash be a GREAT idea.
    It only applies to 0.00001% of the worlds population...

  5. Here's my idea. by Sheetrock · · Score: 5, Funny
    I like peanut butter cups.

    But... why not go one step further and make peanut butter and jelly cups? Strawberry goes well with peanut butter and chocolate, and if you want to go crazy with the concept so does raspberry and orange marmalade.

    Additionally, those apple-cinammon creme-filled cupcakes were pretty good back in the day, but were inexplicably pulled from the market at the same time they replaced the chocolate on the chocolate cupcakes with black wax. They need to bring those back (preferably avoiding the waxy "improvement" to the frosting.)

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    1. Re:Here's my idea. by Sarisar · · Score: 3, Funny

      No no no, far to narrow. Something like a patent to "infuse two or more flavours together into a shape" THAT would get allowed straight away, then you can sue everyone over their ideas!

    2. Re:Here's my idea. by Werkhaus · · Score: 5, Funny

      >>Grammer tip: 'Effect' is used as a noun. 'Affect' is used as a verb.

      >Spelling Tip: Its "Grammar"

      Punctuation Tip: It's "It's".

    3. Re:Here's my idea. by Macgrrl · · Score: 3, Funny

      How long do you suppose this thread can keep going?

      Is that a hypothetical question?

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  6. Why read slashdot by kermitthefrog917 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I could just wait for this article to come out each year instead. Anybody else see that the majority of those have been on slashdot before?

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    1. Re:Why read slashdot by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I could just wait for this article to come out each year instead. Anybody else see that the majority of those have been on slashdot before?

      Flip that around. You're hearing about the great ideas of the year months before a New York Times reader is. A great reason to read.

  7. Oddly Enough by Cherita+Chen · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Surprise, Surprise, the "$100 Laptop" is on the list

    http://apple.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/11/14/ 2119209&from=rss

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  8. Re:Missing an important one by CyricZ · · Score: 3, Informative

    That's an idea that has been around for ages. It's just that its proponents are far more organized now than they were years ago.

    Sure, they are getting a lot of publicity and having some effect in certain areas, but then you have to consider which areas those are. Kansas isn't known as a hub of scientific discovery, for instance. It really doesn't matter what they want to believe. The world as a whole, including most Christians, see ID for the nonsense that it is.

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  9. Article? by LadyLucky · · Score: 4, Insightful
    There is an introduction, which points to the article, which isn't the article but points back to the introduction.

    Am I the only one that can't find any article? What gives?

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  10. In Vitro Meat by Errandboy+of+Doom · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I like how they talk wistfully about that great, stomach churning invention from 2005: "In Vitro Meat."

    Ah, yeah, remember In Vitro Meat?

    No? Neither did I.

    It's because that article was published the same day (Dec. 11th, 2005).

    I'm not sure a contemporaneous story could have "helped make 2005 what it was," at best it could be "helping to make 2005 what it is."

    IV Meat is still worth a read though, it's a cyberpunk fantasy come true.

    In Vitro Meat (free BugMeNot required).

  11. This year's greatest idea... by Stormwatch · · Score: 4, Funny

    Adding malware to music CDs.

  12. Have you ever missed meals or been hungry? by ATeamMrT · · Score: 4, Insightful
    How the heck is tattooing GoldenPalace.com on your forehead for $25,000 a great idea???????

    $25,000 is a LOT of money for someone who's never had more than the $121.45 which food stamps pays per month. To someone in IT, $25,000 might be a 2 month contract, and not very much money. Buy a top notch digital camera to play with, maybe a new plasma TV, eat at a fancy restaurant all month, and your $25K is gone. But for someone who is poor, that $25K might last 2 or 3 years. It is enough to buy a 7 year old Honda Civic with 110,000 miles for $1700. That should be solid transportation for another 5 years. That 25K will buy lots of chicken at the grocery store at $0.79 cents a pound. Add the 10 pound bag of potatoes that is $1.99, and that will last a month. For someone who has been poor, you would be surprised how easy it is to stretch $25 into a weeks worth of good eats. There isn't any steaks, but there is plenty of roasted chicken, rice, oven baked potatoe wedges, and hearty soups made from the left over bones of the chicken with some veggies. I sometimes get a kick out of fancy resturants that use peasant recipes to make meals they charge $40 per plate. The original purpose of these recipes was to conserve and be frugal. For example, there is an Italian resturant near my home that has a $7 soup which is made from olive oil, garlic, basil, water, and lots of day old crusty bread cut in cubes. It is a creamy soup, very tastey, and something that $1 could make a big pot with 20 servings. The bread breaks apart and thickens the flavorfull water.

    For someone who is poor, that $25,000 extra cash might be reason enough to buy a case of two buck chuck and stock the wine cabinet.

    I know we all live in the USA, but there is a gap growing between the rich and the poor. $25,000 is a lot of money no matter who you are! Those guys who box are often poor, and come from homes where the needs were far greater than the wants.

    Having said all that, I hate the blatant advertising. People should not use their body or uniform to advertise. It is a shame, because that $25,000 might be more money than the boxer could make any other way. It is one guaranteed payout.

    1. Re:Have you ever missed meals or been hungry? by JWSmythe · · Score: 3, Insightful


          You haven't known many people without money, have you?

          Ideally, yes, they would live within their means, and use the $25k to help with their standard of living.

          In the real world, that $25k would be gone in a week, but probably less. It may go to pay back bills, but more than likely it will put the biggest TV they can fit in their house (usually not well), some new furnature, a couple nice dinners, and maybe the down payment on a new car. Unfortunately, they'll still be living in a crappy place in a bad part of town. The car will get repossessed within months, and their 'nice' stuff that they just bought will end up as crappy as the stuff they already have. Generally, they treat their stuff just as badly as they treat themselves, which is why they're usually in that situation.

          I won't say everyone who is down on their luck is like that. Hell, I've been there. But, most people wouldn't use cash like that to ensure that they will thrive in the future.

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    2. Re:Have you ever missed meals or been hungry? by JWSmythe · · Score: 5, Insightful


          I suppose that my comment was marked as troll, because I hit a nerve with someone.

          Myself, I did the trade school route. I took a year (two 6 month classes) on HVAC repair with a friend of mine. I never got hired, but he did. He spent the next year crawling under mobile homes, and in attics to run duct work. I had an old Apple IIe at home, that I was becoming very proficient on.

          I ended up getting a job in a WalMart ware house, making crap money and long hours. I was driving a $300 car with a leaky radiator that I couldn't afford to replace.

          I ended up going back to trade school for law enforcement. I started with corrections (i.e., prison guard), and then law enforcement, both of which I got certified in by the state. I worked for roughly 3 months there, where I found out it's a really shitty job deeply rooted in the good ol' boy system. I wasn't one of the good ol' boys, so I didn't have a chance.

          I ended up with a tech job at a crappy computer store in a bad part of town. They sold the worst hardware, and the customers were always unhappy. Last I heard, the owner was on the run for tax evasion. I learned a lot about PC hardware, and how to make absolute crap work.

          All the while, I was living in some pretty crappy places. I was very happy eating a $0.49 McDonalds hamburger and water for lunch, and maybe a bowl of rice or spaghetti for dinner.

          I knew people who lived in rusted out mobile homes, that would get some quick cash somehow, and waste it. They'd have a huge TV, newer car, or whatever, and a couple weeks later, be bitching that their welfare check didn't buy them enough food to eat.

          I ended up at an Internet company for a year, making not quite as crappy money. I think my take-home check was roughly $200.

          I kept trying, had a bit of dumb luck, and have ended up where I am now. I have nice things, and live in a nice place.

          But, money doesn't buy happiness. My girlfriend left me yesterday, because I don't take her out enough, and I don't pay enough attention to her. She doesn't like that my pager goes off at odd hours, and that I get phone calls from 9am until sometime after 1am, depending on where the clients are. She doesn't like that I work a lot, and lately have frequently been out of town for work for between a week and two months at a time.

          So, what do you do? Beats me. Right now, I'd get a tattoo on my head, if I knew it would earn me happiness. Screw the cash.

          For them, yes, go to a trade school, learn to do something. Anything. Work a hard day, get a crappy paycheck, and when the better job comes along, grab it. It's better than putting a tattoo on your forehead, grabbing the quick cash, and squandering it all.

          In my own situation, I'm being humbled. I'm going to sell virtually everything I have, move in with a friend, save every penny I have, and maybe when I come out of it, I'll have savings in the bank to keep me financially stable for the rest of my life, and still have my friends. All the nice stuff that I could possibly own (and do), and as much as I've tried to please girlfriends I've been with have done be absolutely no good. If I know I can buy a $0.49 hamburger for lunch every day, a bowl of rice every night, and be around my friends, I'll continue to be happy. I'll still have my skills, and I will continue to work until I'm too old to type or to think.

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    3. Re:Have you ever missed meals or been hungry? by complete+loony · · Score: 4, Interesting
      There's a couple I know who don't know squat about money. They are on welfare (in AU). My wife is good with money, and financial planning and what not. She sat down with them and showed them how they could live on what they get from the government, how they could have the things they want in moderation, save money, and still have enough for all the bills.

      They didn't listen, they still blow all their money. I believe the husband has a gambling problem. The wife moved out for a while, but still couldn't make ends meet and eventually moved back again.

      They won $10K once gambling. They moved to a cheaper house, bought some furniture, a computer, and even tried to save some of the money in the bank. But it's all gone now.

      There are some people who just can't seem to manage their own finances. They never learn from their mistakes and keep blowing all their money in useless ways.

      I've seen it time and time again.

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  13. Re:FOREHEAD BILLBOARDS??? by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... or at least you could afford a hat.

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  14. Re:One thing is sure by magefile · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's a hassle to me (takes time). BugMeNot takes less time, especially with the extension or bookmarklet installed, and I feel no guilt because the NYT would'nt've gotten real information anyway.

  15. Conspiracy theorists, pay attention! by Stickerboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I found this tidbit interesting:

    Under "Making Global Warming Work For You", there was "Millions of acres of ice may soon become suitable for nautical traffic and oil exploration. An estimated quarter of the world's undiscovered oil and gas resources are in the Arctic."

    And people wonder why the energy industry/US government is doing all it can to drag their heels on climate control...

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  16. Re:Missing an important one by Gibsnag · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh yes, I can't wait for society to accept the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Ahh, what a blissful day that will be when the Church of the FSM is recognised as a world religion.