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Top 10 System Administrator Truths

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the my-users-never-lie dept.

Vo0k writes "What are your top ten system administrator truths? We all know them already, but it's still fun re-telling them. Stuff like "90% of all hardware-related problems come from loose connectors", even though you already know it's true, may save you from replacing the "faulty" motherboard if you recall it at the right time."

3 of 561 comments (clear)

  1. obligatory anchorman quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Sex Panther... 60% of the time, it works every time.

    You know it works, because it's made with real bits of panther...

  2. Obligatory by kadathseeker · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I for one welcome our new... wait... nevermind... All hail sysadmins!

    --
    The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it. - William Gibson
  3. Truth... by digus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I read your email