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Top 10 System Administrator Truths

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the my-users-never-lie dept.

Vo0k writes "What are your top ten system administrator truths? We all know them already, but it's still fun re-telling them. Stuff like "90% of all hardware-related problems come from loose connectors", even though you already know it's true, may save you from replacing the "faulty" motherboard if you recall it at the right time."

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  1. We cringe when GEEKSQUAD is heard on TV or Radio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I so-want to shove that shiny badge up his asscrack, and hogtie him with his dress-coded noose strung about the neck.

    I've never seen so-many crotch-grabbin' albino niggers in Best Buy(R) since they started MCSE classes at $2.000,00 a wallop just to have the Microsoft terror-certs for demanding $75 an hour.

    Suckitdown when GNU/Linux conquers all, and GNU/HURD sweeps-up TRON. I will chown yoos all.