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Paramount Sues Ohio Man For $100,000

ematic writes "A hapless tech-novice finds himself in a US$100,000 lawsuit with Paramount Pictures for allegedly uploading the movie, Coach Carter, to eDonkey. Paramount had the police seize his four computers, but nothing was found. The tech-novice maintains his innocence, and contends that he is a victim of a drive-by upload. According to the ChannelCincinnati story, the victim 'is either a slick film pirate or an unwitting victim of someone who fits that description.'"

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  1. Slick Film Pirate... by Cruithne · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... what, like Johnny Dep?

  2. Re:Tech Novice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A tech novice with 4 computers?

    Er... someone just broke in and left them here. What are those things anyway? I thought they were modern art.

  3. Re:Tech Novice? by blanktek · · Score: 5, Funny

    One computer and three coffee holders...

  4. Ignorance of the law is not innocence by eno2001 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Even if this man did not know what was done on his machines, he's still responsible. That is the law that the law givers made. The punishment must be death by mahi mahi. Feigning ignorance of the law by claiming that he did not know what was done is a white herring designed to try and make people think otherwise. This displeases the law givers. He will feel their wrath for his ignorance as they beat him.

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  5. Coach Carter by mattwarden · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hadn't heard of this movie until this story. Further proof that piracy helps the movie industry.

  6. Re:Tech Novice? by rk · · Score: 4, Funny

    They found a file with "12345" in it, which is the combination to the President' luggage. So, he's busted.

  7. Re:Some people just waste money by Sheriff+Fatman · · Score: 5, Funny

    > "What's the right term for someone who uses computers, but knows basically nothing about them?"

    Don't know about you, but round here we call them 'managers'...

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