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Miss Digital World 2005

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the are-we-this-desperate-for-dates dept.

dnix writes "With the slogan: "Don't hate me because I'm digital" this year we have a nice new Top Digital Model, called Mi, from Shinichi Yoshimoto. She is a nice cybernetic geisha who was chosen from 15 finalists from Italy, Germany, Spain, Pakistan, Iran, Usa, Chile, India, Australia, Brasil and Mexico."

8 of 308 comments (clear)

  1. Re:Only way by glass_window · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a shame we just slashdotted her.

  2. There's nothing sexier... by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Funny

    Than a chick with a high poly count.

  3. Since these women are digital.... by 8127972 · · Score: 5, Funny

    .... Do they come with some sort of EULA?

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    This is my opinion. To make sure you don't steal it, it's covered by the DMCA.
    1. Re:Since these women are digital.... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, but you'll violate the DMCA if you penetrate their DRM. Although I'm sure someone has already figured out a way to back-end it.

      These models give added weight to the Australian meaning of the term 'rootkit.'

      Don't forget to tip your waitress. I'll be here all week.

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      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
  4. My experience by spungo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I tried getting kinky with a digital girl once - but she core-dumped on me.

  5. Re:Comitting virtual murder of Miss Digital World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unless you're OJ. Then it's slash, slash, backslash, escape.

  6. Re:Only way by TheBigDuck · · Score: 5, Funny

    I got a girl. I'm so stupid, I even married her. I wish I could trade her for a high end computer. They are less noisy, use less of my money, and don't mind if I surf for porn. Don't get a girl. They are not as much fun as a computer.

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    http://www.htcherocentral.com
  7. Here's what's really creepy: by kalirion · · Score: 5, Funny

    From TFA:

    Kaya is ravishing. She has full lips, long lashes, and a slightly upturned nose. Her expression radiates confidence and power, and her smooth skin is well scrubbed and dotted with freckles. But she doesn't have much of a body. At all.
    ...
    Kaya
    HEIGHT: 5'5"
    WEIGHT: 121 pounds

    So what we have here folks is a 5'5" tall, 121 lb head.