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EU Approves Data Retention

submanifold writes "The EU have ratified rules that will force ISP's and other telecommunication companies to retain data for two years. This data includes the time, date and locations of both mobile and landline calls (as well as whether or not they were answered) along with logs of internet activity and email. Apparently the content itself would not be accessible, merely the data concerning it. However, despite being touted as an anti-terrorist measure, the record industry has already admitted interest in aquiring such data."

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  1. Re:I am going to be rich! by burnetd · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm off to patent the use of random RIAA artist names, and MPAA movie names in email signatures.

  2. Re:This story belongs in "Your Rights Online" by Volanin · · Score: 5, Funny

    With this amount of information to be stored?
    You might change your mind after a few months...

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  3. Exemptions for individuals by adnonsense · · Score: 5, Funny

    European individuals can gain exemptions from having their data retentioned if they sign a waiver giving away all rights to their first-born to the audio-video retail industry.

    Those without children may instead put their signature at the bottom of a blank terrorist confession sheet and mail it to their local secret service. This will also automatically enter them into a free prize draw with many chances to win free flights to a European location of the CIA's choice.

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    I for one welcome our new data-retentive overlords
  4. Re:two years? by wheany · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stay a while. STAY FOREVER!

    Destroy him, my robots!

  5. Re:Volumes of Data by KiloByte · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wrong. No matter what marketing departments of disk manufacturers say, a kilobyte is still 1024 bytes.

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