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Superman 'Too Big' for the Big Screen

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the i-always-thought-hal-would-be-the-hung-one dept.

Evilelf writes "The new Superman is giving movie bosses a headache - because of the size of his bulge. They fear Brandon Routh's profile in the superhero's skintight costume could be distracting, reports the Sun. Hollywood executives have ordered the makers of Superman Returns to cover it up with digital effects."

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  1. Men dont have balls and girls dont fart by DJ_Tricks · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Remember parents keep your kids in the dark and make sure they think everyone is as anatomically correct as a ken doll. Also my shit smells of sweet buttery bread all the time.

    --
    "to be like god we make our own dolls to play with, but what does that make us, but dolls for god to play with?" Ikari,
  2. Quality by cynic10508 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This is the kind of quality blogging that makes Slashdot #1 on my list.