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More Delays for Ender Movie
Arramol writes "IGN reports that difficulties in hammering out a screenplay have resulted in more delays for the Ender's Game movie. Despite attempts by several teams of writers, no script has yet been written that meets necessary standards in the minds of Warner Brothers or author Orson Scott Card. The latest plan involves an entirely new script written by Card himself."
Ender's game?
Book reads something like "Full Metal Jacket" training phase except for 1st graders.
I'm sure in the hollywood version it's all surly teenagers etcetera. Can't have Card's anti-war message coming through too clearly now.
Orson Scott Card's marriage fell apart because a couple of homos got married -- that's the real reason the movie was delayed. This just goes to prove that gay marriage is not only a threat to the institution of marriage, but also to movie production, and thus the American economy, which weakens our country and enables terrorists. That's right, you heard it here: Gay marriage causes terrorism!!!
What really happened was that Orson Scott Card always wanted to suck cock really bad, and he had been putting up a good fight against his urges, until those two faggots moved in next door, got married, and started swimming around naked in the pool in their back yard. But don't you worry: he's switching from the Mormon Church to the Church of Scientology, so he can get the same ex-gay-rehab treatment as other closet cases like Tom Cruise and John Travolta.