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Juniper Sues Message Board Posters

Posted by ScuttleMonkey on from the best-way-to-correct-public-opinion dept.

Anonymous Coward writes "Juniper is suing up to 10 message board posters on Light Reading's telecom news Web site." From the article: "Only two anonymous message board users are identified in the complaint. One goes by the name "infranet_rulz" and the other by "exJuniper981." Juniper admits in the complaint that it doesn't yet know the names of any of the folks it's suing, but it will update its complaint with the courts as it gets details." LightReading has also provided a link to the court papers.

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  1. Juniper is evil by c0d3r · · Score: 2, Funny

    Juniper is evil.. I wrote code for their legal team.. they will work you to the ground...

  2. Juniper IS VERY uneithical by realcoolguy425 · · Score: 5, Funny
    This post has been brought to you by 33 different proxy connections, and of course I'm sending this thru someone else's open wifi, while using someone else's computer, while wearing a tinfoil hat. YEP I'm Safe.


    crap i think i logged in by mistake...

  3. Uh oh by GmAz · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hope microsoft doens't read slashdot, they might try to sue each of us individually.

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  4. Just the beginning. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Today it's juniper..

    Tommorow it's balsam fur. :(

  5. Quick, someone tell me how to not get sued by realcoolguy425 · · Score: 2, Funny
    HAHA you guys are funny modding me +5... now everyone is going to read that post :(

    so someone needs to tell me how to stay out of court... So far i've only come up with one idea...

    sudo apt-get install sun-j2re1.5 :( I hate when i have stuff sitting ready to paste that i don't want to... anyway I can only hope that sudo apt-get install sun-j2re1.5 will save me a legal case.... ok it won't

    So Anyway... my real idea is...

    Nick for Sale

    I'll offer it for free and pay $5 to the winner who must claim they have owned my nickname since yesterday....

    if anyone has any brighter ideas I'm open to them.

  6. Re:But... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait, are you saying that not everything I read on the internet is true?

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  7. Re:Hmmm? RE-READ THE CONSTITUTION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    --Message deleted by CmdrTaco--

  8. wait, this sounds familiar... by neuralnoise · · Score: 2, Funny

    Rather than sue the posters, wouldn't it be better to travel cross country to Hollywood to stop them from making the movie? Along the way they could steal a monkey and all sorts of hilarity might ensue!

  9. Re:Hmmm? by Dieppe · · Score: 2, Funny
    So what you are saying is that the key is to use "I statements"???

    I feel... vindicated...