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eCommerce Alternatives for Credit Card Processing?
A non-Anonymous Coward asks: "More and more these days, small businesses are selling their goods on the Internet, and are looking for a way to process their sales. Aside from purchasing a merchant account, and setting up systems that meet the requirements set forth by the payment processors, what alternatives do small business owners have? There are a few online companies that will process the money for you, and take a small portion of that, such as PayPal, authorize.net, 2checkout.com, and a few others, but what is the easiest to setup, with little hassle?"
I can't believe I just took a shit in my Wookie costume at the Star Wars convention. What the fuck? I can't stand up and take it to waste chute because I am literally wading in a feces-filled fur suit at this very moment. Any change in battle stance would send this rancid bantha poodoo spilling down my legs and into view of every Jedi Knight within 30 feet of me. There is no way I can play this off as a fart. It doesn't help that I've eaten nothing but doritos and pepsi for the passed 3 days. I can hardly think straight! How am I possibly going to explain this to my mom when she comes back from the store to ask me what the fuck I just did in the presence of Boba Fett. She'll make me drop trau in front of everyone again. There it is. The Ewok at the signing booth to the right of me just asked if I could smell 'that'. I gotta go.