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Scientists Witness Meteor Strike on the Moon

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the thats-what-they-want-us-to-think dept.

Lonesome Squash writes "BBC reports that scientists have seen a smallish meteor strike on the moon. Impact only equivalent to 70kg of TNT, but still, you wouldn't want to have it land on your moonbase. At that size, it's kind of neat they saw it at all."

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  1. Antichristian Scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Brothers and sisters,

    This is surely a warning against the spirit of the antichrist that has fouled the scientific community since the heathen known as Charles A. Darwin. When you walk away from the path of righteousness, you bring a curse down upon your own house. Those meteor impacts may be the curse that rains down among the people who oppose Intelligent Design in favor of the lie of evolution. Will you open your eyes now to the fact that it is the will of God that Intelligent Design prevails in the christian nation of America?

    All of my brothers and sisters in the word, I have a suggestion for yet another way that we can drive the message home to the godless heathens of the American scientific community. They are so dead set against the culture of life that they deny creation. They deny that the world was created by God. They deny that homosexuality is a choice and a sin, not a genetic determination. And they deny that life begins at conception.

    In a spirit of brotherly christian love, I suggest that we all change our birthdates to 9 months before the birthdates we currently use. This will acknowledge and commemorate that life begins at conception. Forget your birthdate and practice your LIFEDATE!!! Begin using your lifedate for all official business to clearly send the message to the ungodly that you are a person of the highest virtue. I have already done so. It's not that hard to do. Just start using the lifedate on any form that asks for a birthdate. Cross out the word "birthdate" and replace it with lifedate.

    Please spread this message of Christian love to everyone you know. We can win this battle against the spirit of evil by standing up and defending Intelligent Design, opposing the sins of abortion, homosexuality, and liberal politics and spreading the message to all that life begins at conception by using our lifedates. Think about it. Which sounds better: birthday party or LIFEDAY party? I know which one I'd rather be invited to.

    Your friend and disciple in Christ,
    Bob Mortenson