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The Patent Epidemic

cheesedog writes "BusinessWeek is running an editorial titled The Patent Epidemic, which chronicles not only how abusive and absurd our patent system has become for software and business method patents, but how it hurts even traditionally innovative fields such as the automobile industry. Interesting commentary can be found in the regular places, with Right to Create suggesting action you can take to stem the spread of this epidemic, and Patent Prospector attempting to refute BusinessWeek's arguments."

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  1. PatentHawk charges $125/hour by MLopat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yeah I wonder why PatentHawk refutes the allegations, despite them being blatantly obvious...from their site "Patent Hawk facilitates and mentors individual inventors in getting their own patents, as a way of fostering innovation for those interested in learning how to obtain their own patents, and who might not otherwise be able to afford it.

    Read more about getting a patent with help from Patent Hawk.

    Patent Hawk services are nominally $125 per hour."


    If the US patent system is to be defended (can someone do it with a straight face?) then it should be done by someone with some credibility.

    1. Re:PatentHawk charges $125/hour by jacquesm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      as far as I'm concerned most patents aren't worth the paper they're printed on. I've been part of the 'process' several times because companies I was working for at the time pursued patents for their 'ideas' (not implementations), and it's pretty disgusting to see how patent attorneys and their clients conspire to create patents that have the exact opposite intention than what patents were originally created for.

      For example, it's not unusual to word a patent in such a way that a genuinely innovative company that would not even compete with the patent 'taker' will have to go and license (overbroad patenting by design).

      Then there's the 'suing for peace' group that basically takes out patents and then sues to settle for a number roughly $1 cheaper than what it will cost to litigate.

      I hate patents with a passion.

      Some Hot Chick

    2. Re:PatentHawk charges $125/hour by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Businessweek, almost as uninformed as Forbes ...

      Microsoft would not be what it is today if it were not for the failure of Apple to properly protect its Windows GUI

      I seem to recall something about Microsoft stealing a TV set when Apple has already done the B&E ... (hint: google for "windows gui apple broke in stole tv")

      Xerox. Not Apple. Not Microsoft.

      Next we'll hear critics saying that "Lord of the Rings" is a "great piece of adult literature." It might be - to a kid. But go back and read it today. It'll put you to sleep.

  2. BeavisWeek? by Flaming+Babies · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I couldn't take anything in the Patent Prospector link seriously after reading that...
    When you can't make it through one paragraph before resorting to namecalling,
    you must not have a very strong argument to make.

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  3. Make Public by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1, Insightful

    There should be a law to make public the patents that are in dispute in plain English. Like Billion dollar Corp vs Little joe's pet project etc.

    I think if people can see how ridiculous some of these claims are, they will actually think twice before abusing their power. Usually the one with the deepest pocket wins anyways.

  4. Patent-exploiters are hackers... by mi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They are not the ones, who built the exploitable system. They just use it -- legally.

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  5. Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    What do we have to look forward to?

    With the RIAA claiming vigilante rights over music copyrights, I'd hate to see what militant/terrorist group the patent lawyers come up.

  6. Re:No conspiracy to see here [OT?] by dada21 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I have many Marxist friends -- many more than my AnarCap friends in number. I understand the Marxist philosophy, but it confuses me how a Marxist can't see that their end game can't come out of laws and regulations.

    AnarCaps (and libertarians) believe in the household is first ideals, too. We believe in the idea of unanimous democracy -- no law shall be passed unless everyone in the group agrees.

    Let's boil that down:

    If every single US citizen doesn't agree unanimously with a law, send it to the state.
    If every single Illinois citizen doesn't agree unanimously with a law, send it to the county.
    If every single Lake County citizen doesn't agree unanimously with a law, send it to the village.
    If every single Gurnee citizen doesn't agree unanimously with a law, send it to the neighborhood.
    If every single Brookstone Place citizen doesn't agree unanimously with a law, sent it to the household.
    If every single person in my household agrees with the law, set it into motion.

    That's the basis for freedom -- the ability for every household to choose what is good for them and what isn't. You might decide to live with 100 other families with similar beliefs: you'd see your "laws" acted out voluntarily, not through force and coercion against those who disagree with your beliefs.

    I hate corporation and government, but they're one and the same. We gave government the ultimate authority in our lives, and now we're suffering because we don't have authority over our lives anymore. I see no problem with the outcome -- we wanted it, I guess.

  7. Re:How about this simple change- by kannibal_klown · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But then you get to the murky definition of "improve."

    Inventor A: Look, I just patented a device that will remove boarfix broken pixels. I'm gonna make a fortune.
    Inventor B: Wow. That's a great idea.
    2 weeks later
    Inventor B: Look, I just patented an improvement on your pixel fixer.
    Inventor A: It looks just like mine and uses the same principles.
    Inventor B: But mine has a cup holder. So they can fix pixels AND drink beverages.

  8. Re:No conspiracy to see here [OT?] by God'sDuck · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For years I was beaten down for my odd views, but now it seems like I'm just one amongst many, even in the mass media. What the hell is going on here?

    it's a distance-from-center issue. 8 years ago, with a president chasing every tail on the hill and the biggest thing in the news being sex and violence on TV, most moderates found themselves to the right of government, and liberty-oriented activism was considered radical-far-left. now, when all the news is on domestic surveillance, republican dominance, and DRM, moderates find common ground with anarcaps. the point: enjoy the next decade - you'll be called crazy again in the twenties.

  9. Patents In and Of Themselves Are Not Evil by ausoleil · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem with patents is not that they are being granted at all, as some intellectual anarchists would have you believe, it is that they are being granted for entirely obvious "inventions" that are not really inventions at all. I will not bother to list them, one only has to look into the portfolio of a Jeff Bezos to see that these things are not being reviewed for prior art, orginality or utility, but are instead being rubber-stamped by reviewers more intent on clearing their desk than doing their jobs. Even when they try to do their jobs, rarely does it seem that they know what they are looking at, and rarely do they reject anything for being an entirely obvious application.

    Until such time that patents are made more valuable by requiring an invention to be truly unique, the problem of patents being used predatorily to stifle competition will continue. This will take a sea change in Congress, and will be fought tooth and nail by the large corporations with large patent portfolios. They'll naturally claim that each and every patent is indeed a wonderful thing and that each and every patent that they hold should be upheld.

    The only thing I can see coming of this is another windfall for lawyers who'll end up battling this out in the courts, one way or the other. It may sound pessimistic, but the truth is that the people and fairness will lose out in the long run.

  10. Re:Ah yes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    No kidding- it really is exhausting to read all of the infeasible/uninformed/exaggerated "solutions" most readers will put out there. I'd say two things to carry my end of the spectrum, without really explaining it to death:

    1) You will all die without a patent system. I'm not sure I'd have even been able to use pig insulin, let alone human from recombinant source insulin, without the patent regime. Who exactly is going to spend billions on cancer research if they have no market share following their discovery of the cure?

    2) Whining about the high-profile shortcomings of the system doesn't address whether the overall system works. We can all rend our clothes over some medical malpractice cases, but the moment one of us is a victim of actual negligence, we'd see barriers to court entry as a bad idea.

  11. A good suggestion was embedded in the article: by merc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the Patent Office closed its doors today it would need two years just to clear the backlog.

    How about a 2 year moratorium on patents?

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    It's true no man is an island, but if you take a bunch of dead guys and tie 'em together, they make a good raft.
  12. Litmus test for patents by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think the simple solution is to employ some form of litmus test when a person applies for a patent.

    The test I would suggest is as follows:

    "If the innovation in question can be duplicated by an individual, or a group of individuals with limited time, resources, and money, then the innovation in question cannot be patented. Period!" If I can create the same technology in my garage over the weekend, there is no reason why I should have to pay royalties or licensing to implement the technology.

    Patents should apply to technology that requires years of research and/or lots of money and/or lots of people to develop (i.e. when there is definite financial risk to a company doing the R&D but unable to recover if the patent isn't awarded). I simply can't understand how a patent for putting a hyperlink in a web page or a special button on a device has the same legal standing as developing a hybrid car engine or a new innovative propulsion system that will take us out of the solar system, i.e. REAL INNOVATION!

    Another aspect of the patent litmus test is to question whether the patent is ACTUALLY a unique innovation, or whether countless other people have the same idea and simply don't have the resources or time to go through the patent process. What right does someone with a high priced team of shysters have over winning a patent over a thousand other shmoes that wake up one day with the same idea but without the resources to make the patent happen. These days, patents are nothing more then a race to see who among hundreds or even thousands can cut through the red tape quickly enough.

    Also, why not insist that if the innovation has merit to benefit mankind, then the patent will only be awarded if it becomes public domain. I.e. a process to create medicine to save the world from AIDS or Cancer cannot be licensed or impose royalties on to those companies willing to make the product a reality. This will separate those looking to profit from the suffering of mankind to those people looking only to make a quick buck squating on some new web idea.

    Finally, a patent should only be awarded to a company or individual willing to make the innovation a reality. There are lots of companies being established that simply buy ideas off of the average joe or create think tanks and finance the patent into existence without EVER desiring to actual create the innovation or product in question. They instead rely on greedy licensing fees, or sit on the patent waiting for that fateful time when some other company actually creates a product that patent might infringe on, even if it has nothing to do with the original patent purpose, and sue the pants off that company.

    In all honesty, the whole patent process is out to lunch, allowing of millions of meaningless and trifling ideas to become legally binding innovations when they can either be easily duplicated or are thought up by thousands of other people.

    Someone should patent the patent process, this will end this stupid industry once and for all.

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    I haven't thought of anything clever to put here, but then again most of you haven't either.
    1. Re:Litmus test for patents by corbettw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Patents should apply to technology that requires years of research and/or lots of money and/or lots of people to develop (i.e. when there is definite financial risk to a company doing the R&D but unable to recover if the patent isn't awarded).

      This statement is completely at odds with your next one:

      What right does someone with a high priced team of shysters have over winning a patent over a thousand other shmoes that wake up one day with the same idea but without the resources to make the patent happen.

      If something must take years of research and represent a significant financial risk to a (presumably) large corporation, that alone would prevent small inventors from ever filing for a patent. So while you decry the system that makes it difficult for the "little guy" to file for patents, you previously suggested a system that would make it even more so.

      Also, why not insist that if the innovation has merit to benefit mankind, then the patent will only be awarded if it becomes public domain.

      Because then no one would have any incentive to develop those things. Do you know how much it costs to develop a new drug? If there was no hope of recovering those costs, no company or individual would ever be able to afford to do so.

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  13. Re:Four examples by cexshun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, while the above links may prove humorous, keep in mind that this does not in anyway speak poorly about the patent system. The issue with patents is not that stupid things are patented, but that patents are being thrown around on obvious inventions/methods.

    All of the patents on patentsilly are quite silly. However, they are valid patents. There is a HUGE difference between silly patents and absurd patents. A patent on a glove that chews your food for you is silly. A patent on a 'review system allowing consumers that purchased the item to review it for the public' is an absurd patent.

    If you think about it, a patent on a roller skate where the 4 wheels are placed inline seems quite silly. However, the inline skate is born and people are roller blading everywhere.

  14. Re:How about this simple change- by sammy+baby · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unfortunately, that rule may defeat the entire purpose of having a patent.

    Let's say, for the sake of argument, that you're a real life engineer with a real life idea for a genuinely useful (and non-obvious) device. The problem is, these devices are extremely difficult to construct, requiring equipment or materials outside the reach of the individual.

    As it stands right now, you could apply for a patent for your device. Assuming you're approved, you can then take your design to a company with the resources to implement your design, and license them the right to use it.

    Sans patent, there's really nothing presenting the company from saying, "Hey, great idea. Think I'll take it." Then, since they have the resources that you lack, they're free to go ahead and build your idea, without having paid you a dime.

    As it turns out, the "someone else produces a working example first" thing is already in patent law. It's called "prior art."

  15. Re:the recommended changes require MORE laws? by dada21 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't need to propose anything, really, because my "dream" utopia is coming to fruition with almost NO need for me. I look at the Internet and see anarchy at work. Sure, many governments are trying to find ways to control the web, and megacorporations are, as well, but in the end the individual is finding just as much strength as everyone else. Do I fear Google or MS or Yahoo could take over at any minute? No, because anyone else can come up with a better product and get it in motion if the market wants it.

    eBay is a great example of anarchy in motion -- it isn't chaotic or nihilistic at all, it is two people with needs trading with one another and both parties profiting from the trade. Sure, eBay may rely still on some legal procedures, but they're connecting people in different countries with different laws and the process mostly works. The same is true of the blogs out there: how many bloggers include copyright symbols on their blogs? Quoting, sharing, linking -- it all works to get information out there in a controlled anarchy -- controlled by the market, not by the government.

    The only way I see anything falling apart is if the Internet gets regulated more, or if central authorities find a way to control it. I don't see that happening, especially with the anarchy of BitTorrent and AIM and other systems that provide for competitors to come in and give them a run for their money.

  16. Re:Ah yes... by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Who exactly is going to spend billions on cancer research if they have no market share following their discovery of the cure?

    There's humanity in a nutshell for you. If reading that doesn't make you sick, then I feel very, very sorry for you.

  17. Isn't this a false choice? by tkrotchko · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "So are you suggesting no change at all, or are you suggesting we get rid of the patent system altogether?"

    Isn't this a false choice? I mean, the solution isn't limited to: (a) do nothing (b) get rid of patents.

    It could be something as simple as:
        Roll patent laws back to about 1960. Software is not patentable, regardless of the medium that it's fixed in. Business methods are not patentable, regardless of the medium that it's used or fixed in.

    I think that solves the problem nicely. And if I've missed something, I'll add another sentence or two.

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  18. Re:the recommended changes require MORE laws? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The latter [ get rid of the patent system ] would be great. The current system of patents was completely broken from the start.

    It would take a constitutional amendment to "get rid of" patents. Making the filing of a frivolous patent a felony would fix the system.

    Don't expect that to happen, though. The multinational corporations own the US government lock, stock, and barrel. Your vote is a meaningless joke when GM can bribe both candidates equally.

    Their power that We the People granted them by ignoring the Constitution.

    Actually, Section II article 8 sets patents and copyrights.

    Look at the bright side, though - at least patents only last 20 years, unlike copyrights. If copyrights were as short as patents, almost every CD, tape, and album in my collection would be in the public domain. The Dirty Harry movies would be in the public domain. The Terminator would be, as well as most of Disney's trash.

    Also on the bright side is that the system is starting to annoy the big multinationals, so you can expect change. Just don't expect any change that helps the little guy.

    A note on anarchy: It's been tried and doesn't work. Anarchy leads immediately to monarchy. When there are no laws, the guy with the biggest army is the law. Which (ahem) isn't much different from Amerika (Heil Bush) today.

  19. Re:Everyone loves to hate patents, but... by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    All true a decade ago. Today, though, you aren't going to be sued by someone who makes something. You're going to be sued by a patent holding firm whose only "product" is patent litigation. What good is your patent portfolio when your opponent doesn't make anything that could infringe on your patents? You can't horse-trade when you don't have anything the other guy wants (except money).

    As far as protecting intellectual property goes, again most of the problem patents these days are of the "Balance your checkbook using exactly the same procedure used by millions of housewives for decades, but LETTING A COMPUTER PERFORM THE STEPS!" sort. That kind of "intellectual property" doesn't need or deserve protection.

  20. Re:Everyone loves to hate patents, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No one likes patents, until someone takes /your/ idea and makes a fortune off of it leaving you with nothing.

    You had nothing to start with. An idea is just an idea --- we all have them. What you are describing is simply envy that someone else has managed to make money out of an idea when you yourself didn't.

    As an electronics engineer and software architect with many years behind me, I have a stack of notebooks absolutely brimming with novel ideas, the vast majority of which I will never use in any product. Patenting them would be utterly diabolical, effectively denying others the right to invent those concepts for themselves independently.

    Does it matter to me when someone else develops one of my ideas by themselves, or stumbles across it fortuitiously? Of course not. Ideas are two a penny, and "losing the potential to make money" is losing nothing at all. If I wanted to make money out of them myself, I would, and if I don't have the means to do so then this very clearly illustrates how that "potential" was actually an illusion and entirely worthless.

  21. Re:Everyone loves to hate patents, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    without such protections, there would be little incentive for companies to pay people like me to invent new products, because as soon as we did, they would be copied by places like China, and sold back in our markets for pennies on the dollar for what we could be able to sell them for.

    And by the same token, you would be able to take Chinese products and do the same. And the wheels of industry would turn that much faster.

    Or do you think that only the west has a creative mind?

    At the end of the day, your company needs to ask itself whether it wants to be in its current business or not. It sounds to me like the answer is "no", as the appearance of competition seems to be enough to make it want to cease R&D spending if it is not given the aid of protectionism.

  22. Re:No conspiracy to see here [OT?] by squiggleslash · · Score: 1, Insightful
    It's relatively easy to explain. You keep going on, and on, and on, and on, and on about how copyrights should be abolished. A sizable proportion, possible the majority, I don't know, of Slashdot readers are, to put it bluntly, cheapskate freeloaders who want to be able to download anything they like and not contribute a cent towards its development.

    These people are being seriously burnt right now, because a group representing a large number of companies that fund the creation of much that the aforementioned Slashdot readers want for free (No! Not the Association of Responsible Sellers of Erotica; I'm talking about the music industry's rep, the RIAA) is threatening them with ferocious lawsuits of the type that seriously hurt.

    Now this position doesn't make them libertarians, let alone anarchists, or even anarcho-capitalists, or Trotskyite Libertarians, or the Judean People's Front. But it does make them supportive of anyone who promotes abolishing laws against freeloading. And that's what you're doing.

    So you're being modded up. You can always depend on those threatened by a law to support those who oppose it, regardless of whether the law is right, wrong, or right in principle but in need of serious tweaking.

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  23. Gaming the patent system... by maillemaker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >All true a decade ago. Today, though, you aren't going to be sued
    >by someone who makes something. You're going to be sued by a patent
    >holding firm whose only "product" is patent litigation. What good is
    >your patent portfolio when your opponent doesn't make anything that
    >could infringe on your patents? You can't horse-trade when you don't
    >have anything the other guy wants (except money).

    I understand your sentiment. But just about any market gets gamed. Look at the folks who milk the virtual world for "credits" and sell them for real currency in the real world!

    I don't really have a problem with firms who's sole function is the holding of patents. They are NOT in the business of "patent litigation". They are in the business of buying commodities - in this case thoughts. They hold onto those commodities until someone comes along with the resources to use them, and then they charge royalties for the privelege. Nothing wrong with that.

    Thoughts are becoming very valuable assets. Of course you are going to find people who want to treat them like any other futures commodity.

    If someone comes up with a patentable thought, and someone wants to buy that thought with an eye towards it being in demand later in the future, what's wrong with that? Nothing, in my book.

    >As far as protecting intellectual property goes, again most of the
    >problem patents these days are of the "Balance your checkbook using
    >exactly the same procedure used by millions of housewives for decades,
    >but LETTING A COMPUTER PERFORM THE STEPS!" sort. That kind of
    >"intellectual property" doesn't need or deserve protection.

    I hear you. But you would not believe how absurd some things that truly are patentable seem when you first look at them. You think, "How could this possibly be new and different?" The fact is, especially in the mechanical world, most of the mechanical ways of making structures have already been done. But when you put old ideas together in new ways to achieve something new, often as not, that can be patentable. Hell, I'm on a patent for a DUST COVER ( http://tinyurl.com/8eh7l ) - a simple rubber plug for fiber optic ports. It's all in the way you word your patent.

    Are there absurd patents out there? Sure. But remember, patents aren't bullet proof, either. They can be rejected, even after being approved.

    Steve

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    A work that expires before its copyright never enters the public domain and thus enjoys eternal copyright protection.
    1. Re:Gaming the patent system... by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm thinking of a comment a professional writer made: "Oh, so you'll come up with the plot, all I have to do is actually write the story and sell it and we'll split the money 50/50? Coming up with a plot's easy. Takes a bit of imagination, but it's no more than a few days work. I'd have to spend months typing it all in, correcting spelling and grammar so it's all right, editing and shuffling things to make the whole thing work right, editing it down to fit the page count, putting it in proper form for the publishers. Then more months of back-and-forth with the editor getting it ready for publication, and more time yet checking galleys before publication. You want me to do 90% of the work while you take 50% of the money? Such a deal that is.". My thought is that if A wants to come up with the idea and then sit and wait for some B to come up with it independently and do the hard work of turning the idea into a product, A doesn't deserve a slice of B's hard work just for being lazy. Now, if A's shopping it around to people who can actually produce it, that's another matter, but these patent holding companies don't put any effort of their own in, they just wait for someone else to expend the effort and then demand a slice of the profit. That's not the way to create an incentive for anyone else to do anything new.

  24. Re:No conspiracy to see here [OT?] by dancpsu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem with the current patent system is that it was made with the idea that the economy would be a craft/agrarian economy forever (when the patent system was invented so that craft makers could protect their inventions). In our main economy, the world has moved from agrarian, to a craft economy, to an industrial economy, to the modern design economy. At each stage the lower stages become streamlined and mechanized so that few people are needed at the lower levels. An agrarian economy falls to mechanized farming, a craft economy falls to the assembly line, and an industrial economy falls to robotic manufacture, or a highly mechanized assembly line. In essence, the western world is in a design economy, but mechanized fabrication is not well utilized thanks to extremely cheap foreign labor. At any rate, even without foreign labor, robotic manufacturing would have pushed us to a design economy by now, but now since ever larger teams of highly trained people are designing each new product to be manufactured, the patent system has now become an impediment to the moving forward of the new design economy. The main goal behind economic laws are to make sure that proper protections are given to people who contribute to the economy so more people contribute. A proper reform would be to do away with the patent system, and slightly expand the copywright system to make sure that designs can be copywrighted in their totality, but not tiny, minor, broad mechanisms.

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  25. Re:Four examples by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Inline skates took off when the patent expired. I think the most recent designs were from 1980. Now the patents are on the various brakes.

  26. Sudden surge in anti-patent sentiment in media by djelovic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Funny. The media (especially business media) was very pro-patent up to a few months ago. Suddenly all these articles questioning patents are cropping up.

    Either they are hurt by the fact that their Blackberries may stop working, or there is an orchestrated PR campaing going on.

    Dejan

  27. Re:the recommended changes require MORE laws? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How are software patents radically different?

    I'll see your question with another: How does a patent on the FAT filesystems promote the sciences or arts? FAT was patented until just a couple of years ago when Microsoft threatened some camera/flash makers with licensing fees, and the camera makers fought back. Even had the filesystem not be copied practically verabatim from a textbook (which resulted in it being overturned), is a 20 year old filesystem patent promoting anything?

    In the general sense, what case can you make for 20 year patents to promote any innovation when said innovation is "old hat" in a year or less? By itself, this would not be such a critical issue: Microsoft could claim they are using the revenues from older patents to develop new innovations. But, with the emergence of the "patent trolls", technologies are being locked up in such a way further innovation is either impossible or just very expensive. What reason would a researcher have to develop better AI, when he or she has to pay $50,000 to one patent holder for the operation of a dual-layer neural network, $2000 to another for a method by which a computer can identify an object in an image, $8000 to yet another for a method by which a computer can identify multiple objects in an image, and so on (these are merely examples, though computer vision techniques probably are patented). Worse, should researchers shell out the dough, they do not receive a dual-layer neural network or a computer vision implementation, no, they merely receive permission to use one, should they manage to come up with one.

    (as an aside, this alone makes "idea" patents radically different than historical ones: should someone license a mechanical patent, the patent itself was the implementation, one would simply refer to the diagrams within, where the inventor had already done the design work.)

    Worse still is the next level: If the researchers invent a brand new beast that performs the same function as a two-layer neural network, but in a different way (perhaps better... say twice as fast), the patent holder will still have them put up against the wall, because unlike a machine where one can easily disassemble it to see how it works, compiled software is a nice black box. So the patent holder sues the researchers, and the researchers are forced to choose: lose, settle, or release the source code to the software so that they can prove that they have in fact created something new. You can bet that should they do the latter, the patent holder's next version of their software (assuming it's not just a "troll") will "mysteriously" be twice as fast as the previous. Of course, should the researcher be with a large company, their lawyers will probably deal with the other company's lawyers and iron that out, but if you're working on your PhD and living off your stipend, what are you going to do when someone at your thesis defense points out that FooCorp just released a product just like the research you were doing?

    Now, as for extending that to proof of unconstituionality, that I'll leave to the original grandparent ;)