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The Patent Epidemic
cheesedog writes "BusinessWeek is running an editorial titled The Patent Epidemic, which chronicles not only how abusive and absurd our patent system has become for software and business method patents, but how it hurts even traditionally innovative fields such as the automobile industry. Interesting commentary can be found in the regular places, with Right to Create suggesting action you can take to stem the spread of this epidemic, and Patent Prospector attempting to refute BusinessWeek's arguments."
Yeah I wonder why PatentHawk refutes the allegations, despite them being blatantly obvious...from their site "Patent Hawk facilitates and mentors individual inventors in getting their own patents, as a way of fostering innovation for those interested in learning how to obtain their own patents, and who might not otherwise be able to afford it.
Read more about getting a patent with help from Patent Hawk.
Patent Hawk services are nominally $125 per hour."
If the US patent system is to be defended (can someone do it with a straight face?) then it should be done by someone with some credibility.
Totally Absurd Patents
IP funny
Patent of the week
I am sure there are more, but it gives you a glimpse of the absurdity in patents. Some of the patents are funny too .. so enjoy :) (just don't spill coffee while reading)
In order for a patent to be valid, the entity (person or company) owning the patent must produce at least one (1) working, real, physical example of whatever it is that they are patenting. Otherwise, the product/concept/business process/whatever else we've decided is patentable this week is subject to invalidation if someone else can produce a working example first. This would completely eliminate "patent trolls" and would provide a much larger incentive for entities seeking patents to bring their ideas/concepts/products to market more quickly.
Fight psychopharmacological mccarthyism. http://www.norml.org/
From Business Week: Old Economy companies face similar trouble. Apparel maker VF Corp., for instance, regularly gets letters complaining it has infringed bra patents. "In the old days you would think of these things as the tinkering of a technician who knew his way around women's apparel...and wouldn't even think about getting a patent on it," says Peter Sullivan, the attorney who filed the brief in the KSR case on behalf of VF and others. "How many bra patents can you possibly have?"
That says it all.
GetOuttaMySpace - The Anti-Social Network
16 year old kid invents 2 cool things, takes them to 2 companies for good-faith reviews. both are patented by the companies within a month and are never commercially marketed.
just one of many seedy things i've heard patents being used for. of course the situation is different, but it leads to the same result... stunted innovation.
Bury me in mashed potatoes.
For years I was beaten down for my odd views, but now it seems like I'm just one amongst many, even in the mass media. What the hell is going on here?
it's a distance-from-center issue. 8 years ago, with a president chasing every tail on the hill and the biggest thing in the news being sex and violence on TV, most moderates found themselves to the right of government, and liberty-oriented activism was considered radical-far-left. now, when all the news is on domestic surveillance, republican dominance, and DRM, moderates find common ground with anarcaps. the point: enjoy the next decade - you'll be called crazy again in the twenties.
The problem with patents is not that they are being granted at all, as some intellectual anarchists would have you believe, it is that they are being granted for entirely obvious "inventions" that are not really inventions at all. I will not bother to list them, one only has to look into the portfolio of a Jeff Bezos to see that these things are not being reviewed for prior art, orginality or utility, but are instead being rubber-stamped by reviewers more intent on clearing their desk than doing their jobs. Even when they try to do their jobs, rarely does it seem that they know what they are looking at, and rarely do they reject anything for being an entirely obvious application.
Until such time that patents are made more valuable by requiring an invention to be truly unique, the problem of patents being used predatorily to stifle competition will continue. This will take a sea change in Congress, and will be fought tooth and nail by the large corporations with large patent portfolios. They'll naturally claim that each and every patent is indeed a wonderful thing and that each and every patent that they hold should be upheld.
The only thing I can see coming of this is another windfall for lawyers who'll end up battling this out in the courts, one way or the other. It may sound pessimistic, but the truth is that the people and fairness will lose out in the long run.
Well, while the above links may prove humorous, keep in mind that this does not in anyway speak poorly about the patent system. The issue with patents is not that stupid things are patented, but that patents are being thrown around on obvious inventions/methods.
All of the patents on patentsilly are quite silly. However, they are valid patents. There is a HUGE difference between silly patents and absurd patents. A patent on a glove that chews your food for you is silly. A patent on a 'review system allowing consumers that purchased the item to review it for the public' is an absurd patent.
If you think about it, a patent on a roller skate where the 4 wheels are placed inline seems quite silly. However, the inline skate is born and people are roller blading everywhere.
How are software patents radically different?
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I'll see your question with another: How does a patent on the FAT filesystems promote the sciences or arts? FAT was patented until just a couple of years ago when Microsoft threatened some camera/flash makers with licensing fees, and the camera makers fought back. Even had the filesystem not be copied practically verabatim from a textbook (which resulted in it being overturned), is a 20 year old filesystem patent promoting anything?
In the general sense, what case can you make for 20 year patents to promote any innovation when said innovation is "old hat" in a year or less? By itself, this would not be such a critical issue: Microsoft could claim they are using the revenues from older patents to develop new innovations. But, with the emergence of the "patent trolls", technologies are being locked up in such a way further innovation is either impossible or just very expensive. What reason would a researcher have to develop better AI, when he or she has to pay $50,000 to one patent holder for the operation of a dual-layer neural network, $2000 to another for a method by which a computer can identify an object in an image, $8000 to yet another for a method by which a computer can identify multiple objects in an image, and so on (these are merely examples, though computer vision techniques probably are patented). Worse, should researchers shell out the dough, they do not receive a dual-layer neural network or a computer vision implementation, no, they merely receive permission to use one, should they manage to come up with one.
(as an aside, this alone makes "idea" patents radically different than historical ones: should someone license a mechanical patent, the patent itself was the implementation, one would simply refer to the diagrams within, where the inventor had already done the design work.)
Worse still is the next level: If the researchers invent a brand new beast that performs the same function as a two-layer neural network, but in a different way (perhaps better... say twice as fast), the patent holder will still have them put up against the wall, because unlike a machine where one can easily disassemble it to see how it works, compiled software is a nice black box. So the patent holder sues the researchers, and the researchers are forced to choose: lose, settle, or release the source code to the software so that they can prove that they have in fact created something new. You can bet that should they do the latter, the patent holder's next version of their software (assuming it's not just a "troll") will "mysteriously" be twice as fast as the previous. Of course, should the researcher be with a large company, their lawyers will probably deal with the other company's lawyers and iron that out, but if you're working on your PhD and living off your stipend, what are you going to do when someone at your thesis defense points out that FooCorp just released a product just like the research you were doing?
Now, as for extending that to proof of unconstituionality, that I'll leave to the original grandparent