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A CES Preview: CES Unveiled
moto writes "ThinkComputers is reporting from CES Unveiled, and they have the scoop on all the latest gadgets coming out this year, from the article: "Well CES is only a day away now, but there is a special press only event called CES Unveiled. This event gives manufacturers a chance to showcase new products before the big event. There are only a handful of companies that chose to exhibit at this event, and there is free food and drinks, which makes it even better. So today we will be showing you some of the cool new products that were shown at this event.""
Just from Apple.. Apple releases the 10 inch version of the ever popular iDong. Woz states that the last 6" version (aka the v1) of the iDong was anally satisfying, however many Apple fan boys demand a larger dong due to the fat ass load they put on their iDongs. Apple fan boys are the most demanding consumers of the portable dong market. At first, there were numerous reports of iDong v1 failures. Macintosh users worldwide have complained of iDongs bursting in people's rectums on various fan sites. A Mac forum user, known as iDongs4U, stated that one night during an OSX install, he decided to satisfy himself via the Firewire powered dong. He sat on the chair, pulled his pants down and put his legs on the desk. He sucked gently on the iDong to get it wet and gently slid it inside him. He pressed the Woz button which made the iDong vibrate gently like Woz was fingering your anus gently. iDongs4U gently purred while his OSX installed. He said when he pressed the Woz button and the OSX button at the same time on the dong, he felt a new feeling he have never felt before. It vibrated gently like Woz was fingering you, however the OSX button made the iDong swell slowly and shrink fast. iDong4U screamed in ecstasy until he leaned forward to type in his administrator password in OSX when the Chinese made iDong began to get red hot and eventually exploded inside this innocent Apple user's anus.
More info as it comes available.
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