New Evidence in Historical Cannibalism Debate
An anonymous reader writes "ScienceNOW is reporting that a team of scientists led by Geneticist Jaume Bertranpetit has called into question findings from an earlier study of human prion diseases. The first study, led by John Collinge of University College London, stated that the existence of a gene that codes for prions was a result of a "balancing act" that had kept it in the gene pool for so long. The balancing act was supposedly due to widespread cannibalistic practices in human history. The new report suggests that their results were skewed because of low frequency variations known as 'ascertainment bias.'"
(You knew it was coming)
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Fry: "My God! What if the secret ingredient
Leela: "No. There's already a soda like that. Soylent Cola."
Fry: "Oh. How is it?"
Leela: "It varies from person to person."
"There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matter," Jeeves, (Jeeves and the Impending Doom)
> LOOK
You see a lamp.
> LOVE LAMP
Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
"I would say that 99 per cent of what my father has written about his own life is false." - L. Ron Hubbard Jr.
two cannibals are eating a clown. one turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"
In related news Morgan Spurlock has decided to do a new documentary where he will eat nothing but MacDonalds employees for 30 days.