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Macworld to Bring Updates to Laptop Lines?

An anonymous reader writes "Reuters is reporting on the breathless anticipation that leads up to Macworld every year. Many analysts are hedging their bets that this year will bring a long overdue update to the Mac laptop family. From the article: 'We think the iBook, PowerBook, Mac Mini, and potentially Xserve are areas that are going to move to Intel first,' said Shaw Wu, an analyst at American Technology Research."

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  1. beating a dead horse? by thedak · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think at this point it's pretty much common sense that something is going to be done to the ibook line with macworld occuring.. tomorrow I guess it would be (unless you're in a timezone in which it is currently monday.. in which case.. greeettiinngs frromm the paaassttt..), we know the intel switch is coming, we know they have said that they are likely to release the ibook and mini lines first with intel chips (yonah most likely it seems, that's about the only thing that would make any sense)

    With the keynote occuring tomorrow, it's probably time to stop repeating the speculation, or at least vary it up a little, Jobs to release iRock, a portable Steve Jobs shrine, so you can worship him in all his bald glory anywhere you go! :o I know I'd buy one >.> (typing from my beloved 12" ibook G4).

  2. Re:Here's hoping... by jerkmark · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can we please call any Apple branded tablet the "Applet" from now on? I want to so bad.

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  3. Earth shattering announcement.... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think Steve Jobs will announce that Microsoft is licensing OS X to replace the plumbing in Windows Vista, and a giant kitchen sink will knonk him on the head as Bill Gates appears on the big screen behind in a Dark Helmet helmet with an girly laugh. Oh, yeah. One more thing... :P

    1. Re:Earth shattering announcement.... by ericdano · · Score: 2, Funny

      I believe that this site has all you need to know about Vista. A shameless ripoff of Mac OS X. Pity that Microsoft doesn't have any new ideas..

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  4. Amazing prediction by Spackler · · Score: 1, Funny

    'We think the iBook, PowerBook, Mac Mini, and potentially Xserve are areas that are going to move to Intel first,'

    So, you think that Apple will switch one of it's own products to Intel first? Amazing prediction

  5. Something else up his sleeve? by The+Ancients · · Score: 4, Funny
    Said analyst Bajarin, a long-time Silicon Valley watcher: "He also has something else up his sleeve that none of us have a clue about."

    An 'Intel Inside' tattoo?

    1. Re:Something else up his sleeve? by The+Ancients · · Score: 2, Funny
      So last year. He has a "leap ahead" one on his leg instead.

      Are you sure that's his leg?

    2. Re:Something else up his sleeve? by Ragnarrokk · · Score: 2, Funny

      In a perfect universe, I wouldn't now be going to bed with a scenario like this in my head...

      *At Mac world the audience goes silent as Jobs finishes the petty part of his announcements, the lights dim, there is excitement and tense static. A heavy baseline is heard in the background before Steve spins in a dance towards the crowd where he rips off his shirt in passion and the beginning tune of "The Full Monty" begins to play. Jobs' elaborate dance continues until he's down to an iPod hiding his valuables (shuffle, to nano, to video iPod, depending on how much you like the man) which he flings releasingly into the crowd to reveal his third leg tattoo, to the awe of the audience.*

      Meanwhile, the video takes a prestige place next to wonders save as the "Steve Ballmer monkey dance" and "All your base are belong to us.", and a slashpoll vigorously rates his man-meat out of ten, where one of the options is, "CowboyNeal", raising concerns for everyone.

      So......yeah..

      Uhm..

      Goodnight,
      ``Marcel

  6. a sink? by Schlemphfer · · Score: 2, Funny
    and a giant kitchen sink will knonk him on the head

    You meant to write "a chair," didn't you?

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  7. Re:Here's hoping... by Poltras · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm putting my money on a 100$ iPod for children all around the world before they make a phone/PDA/iPod.

  8. I predict.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..that Steve Jobs will be wearing a rather tight black shirt of some kind.

  9. Re:No G4 laptops or desktops - that is my predicti by Arctic+Fox · · Score: 4, Funny
    The article suggests...

    I'm sorry. You must be new here. Usually these threads are full of speculation and wild-ass guesses, not someone reading article. Sheesh!

  10. Re:Here's hoping... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 2, Funny

    What about the iPod nano? You don't consider that an iPod?

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  11. Re:Dual boot laptop by anothy · · Score: 3, Funny
    a) I can't work on Microsoft products like SQL Server on a Mac
    that's a feature, not a bug. ;-)
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  12. Go to the source... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Funny
  13. Re:Here's hoping... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 2, Funny

    iPod nano versus CD case filled with CD-R's...

    Reminds me of, "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon filled with 9-track tapes".

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  14. Re:Dual boot laptop by jaydonnell · · Score: 2, Funny
    That way I could do SQL Server / .NET / ASP [on a mac]

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I think, by design, your going to need windows for your requirements.
  15. Re:second gen Pentium M by grahamlee · · Score: 3, Funny
    a watercooling radiator that looks like it fell off a Chevy.

    And with good reason - it fell off a Chevy. They're made by Delphi and used in the Blazer.

  16. Re:second gen Pentium M by moonbender · · Score: 4, Funny

    All of the current top3 Supercomputers in the world are POWER5 IBM designs.

    Clearly, that makes it an obvious choice for a laptop CPU.

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  17. all the bases covered by justins · · Score: 2, Funny

    "We think the iBook, PowerBook, Mac Mini, and potentially Xserve are areas that are going to move to Intel first," said Shaw Wu, an analyst at American Technology Research.

    "We also think they might move the iMac or Power Mac," he added. "There, that should cover everything"

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  18. Re:Waiting for the big dissapointment... by aclarke · · Score: 2, Funny

    Loosing a lot of face sounds both painful AND disgusting.