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Bloodrayne Officially Awful

Posted by Zonk on from the again-with-the-surprises dept.

Uwe Boll's latest attempt to kill the future of gaming movies is officially terrible, reports Next Generation. From the article: "Filmjerk: 'In his mind, [Boll] is Steven Spielberg; arranging danger and adventure on the screen with clarity and a roaring sense of excitement. However, the tragic reality is that Boll has all the artistic ability of the average 4th grade finger-painter.'" Update: 01/09 21:33 GMT by Z : 1up has a short and telling interview with Mr. Boll from this past weekend.

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  1. Dictionary Addition by Firewalker_Midnights · · Score: 5, Funny

    Boll: 1) v. To render unviewable "He really Boll'ed that film" 2) adj. In reference to a sight too horrible to look at "That image is just Boll!"

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  2. David Hasselhoff by lupinstel · · Score: 5, Funny

    We gave the Germans David Hasselhoff, they gave us Uwe Boll.

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