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New Galactic Neighbor

Dan Yocum writes "The Sloan Digital Sky Survey reveals a new Milky Way neighbor: a galaxy so big we couldn't see it before. A huge but very faint structure, containing hundreds of thousands of stars spread over an area nearly 5,000 times the size of a full moon, has been discovered and mapped by astronomers of the Sloan Digital Sky Survey."

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  1. So by Mikkeles · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can't see the galaxy for the stars, eh?

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    1. Re:So by Monkofdoom · · Score: 3, Funny

      Reminds me of that song,

      3 blind scientists

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  2. Re:How do they define a galaxy? by Travoltus · · Score: 5, Funny

    "What happens if a black hole eats another black hole?"

    It becomes Congress?

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  3. What happens if a black hole eats...? by fredistheking · · Score: 5, Funny

    Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

  4. Not very long ago... by ian_mackereth · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... in a galaxy surprisingly not so far away...

  5. Galaxy?! by faqmaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    And it's headed this way!!!!!!!

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  6. *in warbly voice* by phaetonic · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's a trap!!!!

  7. like looking at the milky way through 3d glasses by themysteryman73 · · Score: 5, Funny
    "It's like looking at the Milky Way with a pair of 3-d glasses," said Princeton University co-author Robert Lupton.

    I wonder where he got 3d glasses that make stuff look 3d in real life? I could use some of them to stop walking into walls so much!

  8. Re:Why is this considered a galaxy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    'Not to be confused with a gobbler cluster, a bunch of turkeys huddled together.'

    Ah, a parliament or congress.

  9. Re:Measurements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You can't really be this stupid. It's obviously talking about the apparent area of the sky it occupies. Try not to be such a fucking literal minded geek and you'll find that life goes a lot more smoothly for you.

  10. Re:Wrong priorities... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    One of these days the Earth will be invaded by aliens without any warning...

    We've been here a while now. We did the Veni, Vidi, Vici thing, you just don't know it yet, but, yea, all your base are belong to us.

  11. Re:5000 times the size of a full moon? by Quixote · · Score: 5, Funny
    Moon = .5 degree
    FTFA: nearly 5,000 times the size of a full moon

    So naturally it is 5000*0.5 = 2500 degrees, silly!

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  12. Very cool! by lawpoop · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is like that part in the movie or the comic book, where the guy is tripping out or whatever, and he's staring into the dark void of space, and then slowly he realizes he's staring into a GIANT FUCKING EYE!

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  13. Re:Star Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I notice all the responses have been based on Evolutionism and other types of science. Ask any expert in Intelligent Design and you'll get the real answer.

    When the flying spagetti monster passes by, he leaves a lot of pasta sauce behind him. Its this sauce that was blocking the galaxy.

  14. Hmm by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 4, Funny
    "In case that's not enough to explain it to you, consider that the Moon is much smaller than Jupiter, but appears to be larger because it's much nearer."

    Sounds an awful lot like witchcraft, if you ask me. I think we should burn you and the moon, just to be sure.

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  15. Why women are smarter than /.ers by Honkytonkwomen · · Score: 3, Funny

    They know you're lying when you tell them "You can't see it because it's so big".

  16. Re:How do they define a galaxy? by kesuki · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I remember my Physics elective from uni, Galaxies are internally gravitationally bounded, that is the entire 'clump' of things is held rougly in equalibrium with gravity providing the contracting forces.

    Because if it wasn't bound by gravity it would be an open cluster nebula.

    what really matters though is isf this cluster has 100 billion stars or not. if it only has 99,999,999,999 stars it's not a galazy at all. I assume someone counted before declaring this collection of distant stars a galaxy, but someone had best double check just to make sure. if it's lacking the numbers, it's just a cluster.

  17. Re:hmmm by adyus · · Score: 3, Funny


    Apparently they're now called vertically challenged galaxy overlords.

    Think of the little people...