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Plants Produce Methane
CelticCoder writes "With wide implications in the fight against global warming, Phyorg.com is reporting that plants naturally produce methane. Since methane is twenty times more potent than carbon dioxide in trapping heat, are efforts to fight global warming by planting forests actually harming the environment?"
The summary neglects to mention that the plant studied had beans for dinner that night.
Bull, how dare you compare evolution to global warming. Evolution is a theory created by satan worhippers to deny the fact that all of human kind were created by the Giant Spaghetti Monsterism on a hill with a tree. Global warming, on the other hand, was caused by the invisible space cows which blast vast amounts of methane into the sky at such high altitudes that we simply don't detect it.
I challenge you to prove me wrong.
-> Fritz
Spooooon!!!!!