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Sun and Apple Could Have Merged

Firmafest writes "The Register is running a story about Sun and Apple almost merging on three separate occasions. The information was revealed at a Computer History Museum event, where Sun's four co-founders spoke about the history of the Sun company. Bill Joy said that the two comp anies almost teamed on three different projects, including sharing a user interface and the SPARC architecture." From the article: "'As far as I know we also almost bought Apple once,' Joy said. 'We almost merged with Apple two other times.' Many Silicon Valley observers have long seen links between Sun and Apple. Both companies make slick, pricey hardware and are counter-punchers in their respective markets. They also have charismatic CEO figures and strong anti-Microsoft streaks"

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  1. one word... by r00tyroot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Snapple

  2. Re:Another common factor: by wild_berry · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apparently you can have black holes orbiting one another. But it's never going to be good for anyone nearby.

  3. Re:What would they have called the new company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sun + Apple = Cider

  4. old friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey Apple how's it going?
    <Apple> Go away loser.
    <Sun> Come on, you know you wanted to hook up with me
    <Apple> Yea, whatever *puts hand up*
    <Sun> You know we could have killed Intel with Sparc
    <Apple> Uh huh, haven't you been paying attention? I *LOVE* Intel now
    <Sun> *whine* don't be like that, I ALMOST BOUGHT YOU
    <Apple> Uh huh, all talk, no action
    <Sun> HEY EVERYONE, I KNEW THIS BITCH BACK WHEN SHE WAS A THREE DOLLAR WHORE, SHE'S MINE STILL
    <Apple> Someone call security and get this loser out of here

    * Security runs in and grabs Sun by the shoulders *
    <Security> Sorry, private party, you're not on the list, you're gonna have to leave
    <Sun> Get your hands off of me

    * Sun storms out *

    <Java> Sun baby, come on over my place
    <Sun> Oh gawd, not you again, you're looking pretty beat up baby, every time I talk you up I look like an idiot