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'The IT Crowd' UK Sit-com
Nigsy writes "The Register reports that
"A new sitcom - set among IT workers in the dingy basement of a glamorous company - is due to arrive on the UK's Channel 4 next month. The IT Crowd, written by Graham Linehan (the scribe behind Father Ted, Black Books), will debut on the internet on 27 January, a week before its terrestrial broadcast on Friday, 3 February at 9.30pm."" Here's hoping that they have a consultant on the show to make it technically accurate.
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Couch gag, the family runs in but Mr. Hanky from South park has replaced their couch! They sit on him anyways and it goes "spuish")
Homer:Man Marge, I really have to go to the bathroom so badly!
Marge: Then go!
Homer: But then I'll miss Christina Aguilera;s new video "What a Girl Wants"!
Marge: This is your problem Homer, YOU figure it out!
(Homers sits on couch and you hear a "pppppppppplllllllllllt" sound)
Homer:Ahhhhhhhhh!! Why didn;t I think of that before Marge?
Marge: Homer, you pooped your pants!
Homer:This is great, it's like being a baby!!
{One week later}
(Homers is sitting on the couch, but there is poop all around him and flys are buzzing. Marge left Homer and took the kids. The phone rings)
Homer:HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY, IT'S THE POOP MONSTA TALKING TO YA!!
Smithers:Simpson! You have to come to work today!
Homer: Uh oh, oh no! What am I gonna do, I can;t get my poop all over the work station
Smithers: That's YOUR problem Simpson!
(Homer hangs up)
Homer:What am I gonna do?
(He sees a big box of "Huggies" that were obviously diapers intended for maggie. Homer squeezes into one and walks out the door. Homer gets out of the car at work and everybody is stairing at him wearing just a diaper. He takes a seat at his work consel)
Homer: Oh no! I have to take a wiz! Oh wait, I'm wearing a diaper!
(An expression of relief crosses his face as he urinates. Zip to a few
hours later, homer is inline at the cafeteria but his diaper is totally
loaded with poop, about to explode)
Lenny:Homah! That is totally disgusting! You should see the nurse!
Homer:WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHO Cares!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a baby again!!
(Homer's diaper completely explodes, soaking everything and everybody in the cafeteria with poop and he is naked.)
Homer: D'oh!
Mr. Burns: Smithers, why does this soup taste so much better than usual? Hmmmmmmmmm, this is great!
(Everybody in the lunch room is enjoying their meal now that it is soaked in homer's poop)
Carl: Ya know homer, you could make serioius money off of that!
Homer:Ya think.....?
(Homer looks thought ful and they cut to a commercial)
(We come back to see Homer standing at a stand outside of his house that says "Poop BUrgers, three dollars")
Customer1:Will ya gimme a cheese poop burger and a poop shake?
Homer: Just a second!
(Homer reaches into his pants to get a handful of poop, and throws it on the grill. He gets another handful and throws it into the blender and poors milk on it, and turns the blender on. He takes the grilled poop and puts it on a bun, and poors the poop shake into a glass)
Homer: That'll be 5 dollars!
Customer1:Wow, what a deal!
(Customer1 takes shake and burger, drains the shake and eats the burger. Homer's poop is all around his mouth.)
Customer1: Oooh yeah, that hits the spot!
(Kent Brockman pulls up in van)
Brockman: This is Kent Brockman reporting live from the newest craze in
Springfield, POOP BURGER!
(Everybody in line cheers at seeing themselves on TV)
Brockman: Mr. Simpson, what is your secret ingredient that makes your feeces so much more tastey than the average man or beasts?
Homer: Well Kent, you could say the secret ingredient is SALT.
Brockman: I see, very well, I must be going. But could you give a large poop fries to go?
Homers:CEEEEEEEEEEEERTAINALY!!!!
(Homer pulls down his pants and poops into a grate that has square slots, making the poop come out in fry shape, they then drop into the deep frier and Homer dumps them into a box and gives them to Brockman)
Homer: Have a nice poopy day!
(The rest of the episode is showing clilps of how popu
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