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Microsoft Ends Windows Media Player on the Mac
alphasubzero949 writes "According to News.com, Microsoft has had no plans to update or improve Windows Media Player and has instead thrown its weight behind a third party plugin to fill the void. Adam Anderson, Microsoft public relations manager, told News.com, 'It's basically a business decision for Microsoft. Like any other company, we have business priorities. Our focus really is in delivering the best experience to Windows customers.'"
Now I have to actually pay for the ability to watch crappy windows media?
No no, they are going to continue to provide Windows users lots of bugs and expolits and other things to patch. Oh the joy.
It's either on the beat or off the beat, it's that easy.
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I am a homosexual. I bought an Apple computer because of its well earned reputation for being "the" gay computer. Since I have become an Apple owner, I have been exposed to a whole new world of gay friends. It is really a pleasure to meet and compute with other homos such as myself.
I plan on using my new Apple computer as a way to entice and recruit young schoolboys into the homosexual lifestyle; it would be so helpful if you could produce more software which would appeal to young boys. Thanks in advance.
with much gayness,
Father Randy "Zonk" O'Day, S.J.
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Sincerely,
Harry Rodman
Vice-president
Homosexual Liaison Services
Apple Computer, Inc.
" 'But you have colorful skins to choose from when it starts and runs!' That's if the skins don't crash the player first."
Translation: Microsoft tires of ripping off Apple, now chases open source software instead.
nah, there's other sane things to do to WMV files.
transcode and delete come to mind...
i speak for myself and those who like what i say.
1) You are a stupid fuck.
2) What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
3) Come 2pm do what you usually do and go turn on Hannity and pull your dick out. Not only will it validate you but it'll keep you from posting stupid shit like that for a few hours.