India Planning Reusable 2-Stage-to-Orbit Vehicle

WoodenKnight writes "India's ISRO Chairman, G Madhavan Nair recently gave a brief description of a fully-reusable 2-stage satellite launch vehicle that is being planned at ISRO. From the article: 'This is in its initial stages of vehicle configuration and the first stage is configured as a winged body configuration, which will attain an altitude of around 100 km and deliver nearly half the orbital velocity. This stage after burnout will re-enter and will be made to land horizontally on the runway, like an aircraft. The second stage after delivering the payload in the orbit will be made to re-enter the atmosphere and will be recovered using airbags either in the sea or land. This is only in its conceptual stage.'"

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LOL

[Sexual Asspussy]

BODILY FUNCTIONS OF CUNTSLAVES

• A few thoughts on the treatment of sexslaves.
  
  • I enjoy the idea of ordering cuntcreatures to perform absurd and really obscene tasks, many of which are physically impossible for them, under the threat of the most extreme punishment for failure.
    For instance:
    
    • a young pretty man to give birth to his cute young wife's baby and to produce milk from his nipples directly into his owner's mouth
      
    • a little girl to grow a penis, masturbate and squirt her spunk on mummy's face
      
    • a young boy to grow breasts for his owner to squeeze and smack
      
    • a young pregnant woman to squirt out her placenta but not the baby
      
    • a teenage boy to give birth to a baby out of his bottom
      
    • a young woman to give birth to her term baby with her vagina sewn up tight
      
    • a slave to do its poo having eaten nothing for many days and with empty bowels or not to urinate after being forced to drink several pints of ice cold water.
      
    
    
  • Sextoys may not be permitted to do their weewee or plopplops since they are not right and proper bodily functions for a cuntslave and they must be made to comprehend this by any means which sexually arouse the owner/user.
    
    • An owner requires bodily emissions to be sexual acts and, at the very least, afford deep humiliation for the creature.
      
    • Spunktoys may only secrete fluids or lumps when the master or his guests require them for sexual reasons.
      
    
    
  • Any bodily evacuation outside of these circumstances, whatever the reason, is disobedience of a kind only exceeded by outright refusal to obey an order or an attempt to escape and must be punished very cruelly.
    
  • Repeated violations demand the ultimate punishment.
    
  • Equally serious disobedience and similarly punishable should be a cunttoy's failure to produce:
    
    • urine, lovesausages, saliva, phlegm, snot, tears, vomit, bile, diaorrhea, blood, menstrual filth, titbag milk, a foetus and its placenta plus the babybag fluids, cuntslime or spunk
      
    
    immediately on demand and any or all of these can be applied to a slavetoy of either sex or any age, even including babies.
    
  
  
• In my view, sextoys have no right to decide what happens to their bodies.
  
• Should the owner require a bitch to produce something, its body will produce it immediately in the exact amount demanded.
  
• Failure to produce enough, nothing at all or too much is an act of disobedience.
  
• Bodies don't work on demand in this way but that is not a viable excuse for a sexual bodyslave and it must be severely punished for fsailure to comply with its owner's wishes.
  
• By the same token, production by a cuntslave of any bodily fluid, even tears and saliva, without specific permission must also be treated as disobedience.
• Repeated offences demand a more serious punishment resulting in a long and painful death, should the owner feel thus inclined.
  

I don't get it.

[pair-a-noyd]

They have hundreds of millions of people starving to death in the streets and they are going to throw away what little money they do have on this?

a launch a day keeps high prices away!

[Thud457]

The NAZIs did it why can't you dopes figure it out? The secret is to bang the rocks together guys!

buncha rocket scientists...

[Thud457]

Way to crash Firefox, thanks dingus!