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Anonym.OS a Boon for Privacy Geeks?

The Hosting Guy writes "Wired is running an article about a live CD that makes anonymous browsing easy enough for everyone. 'So easy to use you can hand it to your grandmother and send her off on her own to the local Starbucks.' Anonym.OS makes extensive use of Tor, the onion routing network that relies on an array of servers passing encrypted traffic to permit untraceable surfing."

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  1. Speaking of anonymous.... by Amoeba · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the article: "If Granny's into trannies, and doesn't want her grandkids to know, she should be able to download without fear," says Taylor Banks, project leader.

    This is why co-workers and I have been working on Fappix - The Pornnoisseur Distro. Not only can you browse anonymously but you have several thousand pre-bookmarked pages to choose from in categories ranging from Amateur Nudes to Bukkake Hentai to Puke porn. You have a hankering for some DP? We got it. Maybe a little fisting for those slow lonely nights at home. Nothing but the best for our users!

    Never worry about having the correct video codec or player again as they will all be pre-installed! No more waiting another 20 minutes to download and install some obscure viewer just so you can rub on off to Kismet the Albino Sheep Goes to the Circus!

    With our patented "Live (Hand) CD" technology you simply boot from the disk and off you go into fantastic realms of spanktacular fun without the worry of spyware, malware, trojans, or incriminating cache files again. You'll never have to blame that spandex scat video on "some spam or something" ever again!

    Fappix. The sound of one hand clapping.

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  2. Re:anonymous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Confederate nodes?

    Can't you just declare war and have them rejoin the union?

  3. Re:But by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Funny
    my grandma is dead you insensitive clod!

    Yes, I suppose they have that kind of porn, too.

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  4. Re:OpenBSD based, not FreeBSD by The+Amazing+Fish+Boy · · Score: 5, Funny
    No blogs of code (like Linux or FreeBSD) are allowed.

    // Linux Kernal v.2.7...

    int main()
    {
    while(1)
    {
    set_mood('depressed');
    set_currently_playing('Mourning Dew For You - The Emostreet Boys');
    set_post('i know ive said it before but my life sucks. im gonna kill myself i sware. everyone hates me. i cut myself again.');
    }
    exit(0);
    }
  5. Phone conversation with Grandma at Starbucks by davidwr · · Score: 5, Funny

    [Grandma] Where's the blue E?
    [me] There's no blue E grandma, click on the orange and blue ball.
    [Grandma] What does "Server not found" mean?
    [me, muttering...] fsck'ing TOR timeouts
    [Grandma] What was that again, I couldn't hear you.

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