What is Perl 6?
chromatic writes "Perl.com has a new article entitled What is Perl 6?. It analyzes the changes to the language in light of the good and bad points of Perl 5 and provides new information about the current state of the project: Perl 6 exists, you can write code in it today, and it's more consistent and easier to use than Perl 5."
So first you say it's crap because it can't be done. When you get examples that it can, you say it's crap because how it can be done. Now get lost.
I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I can think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.