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Remains of First African Slaves Found

An anonymous reader writes to tell us LiveScience is reporting that Archaeologists may have found the oldest remains of slaves brought from Africa to the New World. From the article: "The African origin of the slaves was determined by studying a chemical in their tooth enamel that reveals plant and rock types of their native land. The chemical enters the body through the food chain as nutrients pass from bedrock through soil and water to plants and animals. It is an indelible signature of birthplace, the researchers said, because it can be directly linked to the bedrock of specific locales."

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  1. The million dollar question: by Spazntwich · · Score: -1, Troll

    How much fossilized white-man semen was found in the remains?

    1. Re:The million dollar question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      fucking niggers

  2. The chemical in the tooth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Was it platinum or gold?

  3. niggers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Someone should hang the remains becuase they haven't picked cotton in several hundred years. Lynch them disobidient niggers!!

  4. Re:So they know they were African... by urbanRealist · · Score: -1, Troll

    Indeed, the United States would not be the economic superpower it is today if not for the hyperbolic materialization of people.

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  5. Re:interesting fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    As opposed to the Muslim world which still practices slavery today?

  6. Re:So they know they were African... by PastAustin · · Score: 0, Troll

    Mod parent down. How is this "Insightful"?

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  7. How do we know they're the first? by OmgTEHMATRICKS · · Score: -1, Troll

    Because they had written a letter which read, "Hello! We're the first African slaves."

  8. In the news tomorrow night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Decendents of the recently discovered "first slaves" sue US government for the hardships endured by their ancestors. "We were the first to be enslaved and we should be the first to be given a free hand-out, err, compensated for our suffering" said Mr Kaynan Bannana outside the Capitol building.

    When asked how he knew he was descended from the first slaves Mr Bannana stated that they were all brothers and to even question that fact was just the racist delusions of another honkey set on re-enslaving his people.

  9. Re:I don't think so. by TallMatthew · · Score: 0, Troll
    Slavery, otherwise known to certain members of the Republican Party as "the good ole days."

    Trent Lott to a dinner party of segregationists, the end of both Strom Thurmond's and his political career:

    We're proud of it. And if the rest of the country had followed our lead, we wouldn't have had all these problems over all these years, either.

  10. Biopassport by more · · Score: 0, Troll

    This is great news for national security and counterterrorism activities. From now on the, we do not need to rely on mere fingerprints of foreigners, but we can ask for a tooth, grind it up, and check the real nationality.

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  11. Re:So they know they were African... by golgotha007 · · Score: 0, Troll

    White man says white man in strange place = "adventurous explorer"
    White man says black man in strange place = "slave"


    You're missing a major point.

    The "adventurous" white man traveled from point A to point B on his own dime.

    The "enslaved" black man traveled from point A to point B on the white man's dime and ended up living a much better life because of it.

    Also, Africans being used as slaves was nothing new to the New World. It was being done for many generations in Europe long before. Somehow, Americans got stuck holding the bag, so to speak and they are now considered the sole guilty party for enslaving the black man.

    People also don't realize that the living conditions of an endentured servant or even a slave in the New World were much, much better than back in their African communities. If you went back in time to America and tried to send all the slaves back to Africa, you would probably be killed, not by the white man, but by the black ones.

    Last, I don't condone slave trading or condemning anyone because of their race or sex.

  12. What do niggers have to do with computers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    This I would like to know!!!

  13. why jumping into conclusions? by Marthirial · · Score: -1, Troll

    RIght off into the slave thing... could it be that he was just a tourist with bad teeth?

  14. Rick James, Bitch! by xerid · · Score: 0, Troll

    Rick James, Bitch!