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Fired from an IP Law Firm for Anti-DRM Views?

dchallender writes to tell us that Inga Chernyak, recently featured in a VillageVoice piece entitled "Code Warriors", has been fired from an IP firm in NYC for having "incompatible views". From the article: "I was, and still am, a student interested in the scope of copyright law, and determined to pursue a career in the field. I wanted to gain an understanding both of the theory of copyright, which my work with FC provided, and its practice. The firm exposed me to the day to day operations of an IP lawyer, and I was nothing if not receptive to these lessons. I was baffled that someone saw fit to fire me over an expression of dissenting views. Doesn't the field become richer when the wider spectrum of legal thought is explored and encouraged?"

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  1. Poor Job Fit? by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Quite simply Inga chose the wrong firm to work for, although it is evident that along the journey to enlightenment this nugget has been gleaned: At least one firm exists solely for the advancement and purpose of IP litigation. Perhaps outraged at the public display of attitude which may shy potential customers away to a firm less questioning and more aggressive in pursuing IP matters.

    Best to learn about your employer early rather than find you are at odds with or questioning their business model, after you have banked your future on them. Probably also best to test the waters inside before saying things outside. The head(s) of the firm may be of the opinion that minions do not speak their mind to the press, should the public get the idea the firm or even IP Law firms in general, tend to question the legitimacy of their role.

    "Of course you want to sue! How would we make a living if you didn't sue? Be reasonable, you can't have thousands of lawyers out of work, wandering the streets asking for hand-outs and eating from rubbish bins, because everyone just gets along, why, we'd sue for restraint of trade!"

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  2. Re:Poor Job Fit? YES! by networkBoy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Doesn't the field become richer when the wider spectrum of legal thought is explored and encouraged

    Yes in fact it does, but the wider spectrum is provided by others at universities, the EFF and other firms. Your IP firm wants to tow the party line as that is what their customers want, and it is the customers that pay the bills.
    That really is what it all boils down to isn't it?
    -nB

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  3. What did she expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Hey, I work for the DEA, but in my spare time I an editor for High Times"

    -Another asshat

    About the same thing.

    1. Re:What did she expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Pretty much nailed it right on the head there. If you're hired to protect IP, and then you go posting how to bypass measures put in place to protect IP, you deserve to get fired. Doesn't take much of a brain to figure that one out. I don't sit at work (defense contracting company) and read anti-war websites all day. Do the work you were hired to do, and if you don't agree with it, move on to something else.

    2. Re:What did she expect? by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I don't sit at work (defense contracting company) and read anti-war websites all day"

      Not to be captain obvious here, but have you noticed what site you posted this on?
      ;-)
      -nB

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  4. Different types of "richer." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Doesn't the field become richer when the wider spectrum of legal thought is explored and encouraged?

    The problem, I think, is that you and your firm hold different meanings for the term "richer," you meaning intellectually while they think fiscally.

    1. Re:Different types of "richer." by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The field may become richer, but that is clearly not what they want at the firm. Yes, being anti-abortion may make the field of politics richer, but you likely won't keep a job at an abortion clinic. Yes, You may believe in gun control, but you aren't going to keep a job at the NRA. And on and on.

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  5. What's the relevance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What does DRM have to do with IP lawyers? It seems to me that IP lawyers should be most interested in seeing infringement so they have more work to do, not supporting something that prevents infringement. It's like how some day all dentists will be out of business because of the increasing technology in dental care, such as fluoride. Why support something that will put you out of business?

  6. shocked I tells ya by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am utterly shocked to learn that there are lawyers out there whose sole motivations are money and power, and that they don't care to further advance the development of society as a whole...

    (society as a hole, on the other hand...)

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    1. Re:shocked I tells ya by RevMike · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I am utterly shocked to learn that there are lawyers out there whose sole motivations are money and power, and that they don't care to further advance the development of society as a whole...

      Actually, their motication is neither. Attorneys have a duty solely to their clients. An employee or member of a law firm must not publicly advocate or advance positions against the interests of their clients. Had the firm continued to employ this person without any sort of reprimand, they would would not be zealously representing the clients.

      I have my doubts whether this person could now be admitted to the NY Bar.

  7. Translation by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're not a greedy bastard like us, sorry. You're fired.

  8. Overlawyered by faloi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've become addicted to Overlawyered and after reading some of the stunts that lawyers pull, this doesn't surprise me. I understand the argument for having dissenting views for a healthy dialog. But the truth is a lot of lawyers are in it to (surprise, surprise) make money. And if you're not going to help them make money, you can head elsewhere.

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  9. From the original article... by Aurisor · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Over a cup of tea on Carmine Street, NYU junior Inga Chernyak explains how to break current copyright law. All it takes, Chernyak explains, is one finger on the Shift key while you put a CD in your computer, disabling corporate-installed software designed to prevent you from copying music. Just downloading a fairly purchased, DRM-protected CD from a laptop to an iPod amounts, in most cases, to a federal misdemeanor. "If I bought a CD that had DRM"--the software that blocks duplication--"I would obviate it," Chernyak says, carefully. "If there are laws I believe are wrong, I will break them." And she's just talking about Shift keys."

    Let's say you own a law firm that works for sony.

    Is this the kind of person you want working at your firm?

    This is like working in the narcotics department of a police station and then having an article widely published about how you like to smoke dope on the weekend, giving instructions to the readers on how to grow your own.

    She publicly stated that her views are not just different to, but DIRECTLY opposed to the aims of her employer. I would not trust her to not to be subversive at the company she works for, and I agree with her employer's decision.

    1. Re:From the original article... by oclawgeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If there are laws I believe are wrong, I will break them.

      That's the problem right there. Surely this lawyer knows violating copyright laws is a misdemeanor... in other words, criminal activity. And then she told a reporter, on the record, that she feels justified breaking laws she doesn't like.

      It would have been surprising if she lost a job for publishing a law review article on the dangers of DRM. Lawyers are professional advocates, and trained to see more than one side of an issue--that's what makes them effective. No IP boutique that wants to stay in business would get rid of someone for their scholarly or professional views, so long as they maintain their ability to be zealous advocates for their clients.

      This lawyer didn't do that, however. Instead, she did something that undermines her credibility and authority, damaging her ability to perform as an advocate for her IP-owning clients, or any other client, for that matter.

      Attorneys lose the opportunity to do certain things which are incompatible with being an officer of the court. One of the things that's not compatible with your duty as an officer of the court is law breaking. Nor should an attorney advocate that others break the law. Yet that's exactly what she did. Attorneys who do these things have very little credibility.

      It's not surprising she lost a job. What's surprising is that anti-DRM people blame the law firm and the "greedy lawyers," who fired her, rather than point the finger at the person responsible for those statements.

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  10. It's a reasonably dismissal by stlhawkeye · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you have spent your life building up a law firm based on IP law, and your clients come to you to defend their IP rights and patent rights, and you've got an employee running around talking about why those laws blow, it doesn't really inspire faith in your firm. If I work for Ford and decide to write articles bashing domestic cars, I expect to be dismissed. This guy is an idiot.

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  11. In a Word by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Doesn't the field become richer when the wider spectrum of legal thought is explored and encouraged?

    In a word: No.

    You clearly do not understand business when you utter a remark like that. Business is not in the business of diversity of views. They're not out there with the intent of enriching the field. They want to get the job done that they're getting paid for as efficiently as possible.

    Even if you never do anything hostile to that business, you have announced yourself as a liability. Now as long as you remain (yes you're gone because of this) you would have to have been watched over to ensure that your personal views and ethics didn't harm the business. That takes another person's time to check your work, which costs money. You're like a known anti-abortion advocate working at Planned Parenthood.

    They cut their losses by cutting you. Consider it a gift. You and that business are not a good match for each other and both will be happier working with people of a like mind.

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  12. Grow up to be a Lawyer for Good by bgardella · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe she should go to law school and work for EFF. I mean, she's a junior in college at age 19 and she got fired because it made some of her bosses uncomfortable. Happens all the time in the real world.

    --b

  13. does al qaeda by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    grow richer with pro-western viewpoints in the organization?

    does the GOP grow richer with kanye west in the party?

    why would anyone expect an IP law firm to grow richer by considering the possibility that- gasp, horror, corporate takeover of the public domain might be a bad thing?

    IP lawyers are the enemy, plain and simple

    they are not neutral rhetorical territory

    they are partisans with a vested interest

    they make their bread and butter helping corporations extend the idea of ownership into more and more absurd and esoteric regions of intellectual and cultural spaces

    you would have better luck asking a mosquito if it could change it's diet from blood to piss

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  14. Duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Doesn't the field become richer when the wider spectrum of legal thought is explored and encouraged?

    Perhaps, but this isn't the bottom line.

    The IP Law Firm becomes richer only if their clients feel that said firm, as a whole, is on their side of the argument. Its simply bad for business to be on the public record as having employees that maintain (potentially) conflicting views with their clientbase. If anything, I'd expect to see such an employee mantaining a keen aversion to recording any opinion on the matter, in any way.

    Its like working for GM and driving your new Toyota to work: dumb.

  15. I agree with the law firm. by Gannoc · · Score: 5, Insightful


    She said "If there are laws I believe are wrong, I will break them."

    She works for a law firm.

    A law firm can't employ someone who is publicly advocating breaking the law.

    A law firm shouldn't employ someone who, for all intents and purposes, wrote "I hate our clients." in a public forum.

    1. Re:I agree with the law firm. by pla · · Score: 2, Interesting

      She said "If there are laws I believe are wrong, I will break them."

      Funny, the founding fathers held the same view. Fire the lot of 'em! (Oh, wait, the Patriot Act pretty much did)


      She works for a law firm.

      Worked, past tense. Thus this story.


      A law firm can't employ someone who is publicly advocating breaking the law.

      Yes, they can. Some law firms even specialize in such matters. You could even take the stance that THIS law firm publically advocates breaking the law, since at least in my state (and most have similar laws), selling a "broken" CD as a functional product violates the "warrant of merchantability". Look that phrase up - You can use it in a LOT of situations where retailers try to refuse to let you return goods that do not function in their intended capacity.

      Also, having a dissenting opinion does not mean someone will fail to do their job, much less deliberately sabotage the work. At the very least, this would have given the law firm a sort of built-in "Devil's Advocate", and it never hurts to know how the "enemy" thinks (and on the flip side of that, surrounding oneself with "yes men" unfailingly leads to a delusional world-view).


      A law firm shouldn't employ someone who, for all intents and purposes, wrote "I hate our clients." in a public forum.

      So, newcomer to Slashdot and IT in general, eh? ;-)

    2. Re:I agree with the law firm. by saltydogdesign · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While I agree that her views obviously conflicted with those of her employer, the suggestion that a law firm can't employ someone who publiclly advocates breaking the law is wrong. Just because they call them "law" firms doesn't mean that they are all in the business of defending the law. Most law firms, in fact, are in the business of defending clients by making arguments *about* the law, which is an altogether different proposition. It's not a stretch to imagine a defense attorney arguing in favor of civil disobedience, and if you think it is, I suggest you go take a good look at the U.S. in the 50s and 60s.

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    3. Re:I agree with the law firm. by shmlco · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "Funny, the founding fathers held the same view."

      Special case. More to the point, the guys who robbed my house last year apparently believed property laws were wrong, and needed breaking. And apparently that whole driving while intoxicated thing is overblown, as witnessed by the drunk driver who killed my cousin in a head-on collision.

      As such, your "founding fathers" comment simply becomes a rationalization, an attempt to elevate one's particular brand of law-breaking as being equally noble and "right". When, in most cases, you're simply breaking the law to serve your own ends.

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  16. What about the right to fire? by Douglas+Simmons · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We're running out of legal reasons to fire someone. Put yourself in the shoes of the firm. What do you have to gain by having an employee not be a team player to do and think in a way that meshes with what the firm's business partners' and patrons' weapon of choice to fight piracy? A liability. And where the hell do Constitutional issues come from in the article? I don't see any federal governments firing employees.

  17. Bottom Line by Billosaur · · Score: 2, Insightful
    1. She doesn't do an interview that gets published, law firm never finds out
    2. She has a right to her opinion, the firm has right to theirs
    3. Being anti-DRM at an IP law firm is like being a Right-to-Lifer working at an abortion clinic

    Move along. Nothing to see here.

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  18. Re:Been there, done that... by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm president of the local chapter of NORML. I was fired from my job as a DEA agent...

    I know you're trying to be funny, and you're making this up. The sad thing is people like you believe this sort of thing is OK and legal. If you are fired from a government job for your political beliefs off the job, and not because you are failing to do the job, then a serious injustice has been done. This is one step away from firing any policemen who are members of the democratic party. It is unethical, incompatible with democracy, and illegal.

  19. Hence why I work for myself... by laughingcoyote · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If my employer intends to monitor and regulate what I do when off work, I expect to be paid my full amount, including overtime, on a basis of working 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. If this were done -at- work, I can understand it, but there is nothing wrong with working in a field while still advocating change. It is, in fact, one of our most fundamental rights to advocate change-and if exercising that means you can't get a job, you effectively don't have it.

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    1. Re:Hence why I work for myself... by soft_guy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's true. I would support the idea of a law protecting workers rights to engage in any legal activity outside of work on the workers own time.

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  20. Re:Amazing facts by Catbeller · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The idea, you see, is not that they would fire hire for wrongthought, but that you should be outraged that private free speech is forbidden if you want a paycheck.

    Read "What's the Matter with Kansas?". The question for you is, why aren't you outraged? Don't you care that you have give up your first amendment right to free speech because your bosses want dissent silenced in all venues that they can possibly affect?

    Free speech is anulled if the cost is starvation. It think it was Adams or Hancock who mentioned that that to hold a man's living hostage is to hold him hostage.

    We need a new reaffirmation of our human rights under corporate rule. But that's exactly what Alito, Roberts, Scalia and Thomas will NOT rule for. They will rule that a company can fire whom it likes, and the constitution is not applicable.

    There are two schools of thought: one that the individual is supreme, and the other that the individual is supreme through the congress of trade. Jefferson vs. Adams. Individualism vs. Corporatism.

    Guess where we're going.

    What is the matter with Kansas, indeed. People are so indoctrinated with the business virus that they will vote against their own sacred rights in favor of businesses.

    Here's the thing: businesses are fake individuals, licensed by the government (us) to exist. They are granted superpowers that no individual has, and are absolved of personal responsiblities that any individual is held to.

    We can grant a business the power to live, and we can take it away if they are naughty. They will destroy anyone who actually tries it, but that's how it is supposed to work.

    No business should have the power to deny individual liberties guaranteed under the constitution and under "natural law". Period.

    This country needs a mental enema.

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  22. Re:Fired for dissent at a law firm? Well, duh! by soft_guy · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, if its 'good for your career' its ok to be a robot?

    I don't care whether it is good for my career or not, being a robot would be totally awesome.

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  23. Re:Non-compete clauses are absurd... by Pope · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Non-competes are also non-enforcable. Once you stop working for a firm, you are no longer subject to any of their rules. If they want to give you "gardening leave" (ie. pay you for 18 months but have you not come into work) so that you remain officially employed and subject to the contract, that's something else entirely.

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  24. Re:Poor Job Fit? YES! by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Imagine that two lawyers both write the exact same argument- say, in favor of capital punishment- and both do a solid job. However, one believes passionately in the argument, and the other one doesn't. Who's the better lawyer? Obviously the one who didn't believe what they were writing.

    Lawyers are not hired on the basis of their beliefs, they're hired because they will argue whatever you pay them to argue. A good lawyer is capable of arguing that up is actually down, a black cat is really white, and that you really didn't stab your wife and her lover thirty-seven times even though he/she knows you're guilty as sin. If you don't believe in DRM but can argue effectively for it, you're an asset to your company.

  25. if there are laws I believe are wrong.... by bagofbeans · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "if there are laws I believe are wrong, I will break them,"

    I find it reasonable that a law firm fires an employee who states publicly that she will consciously break the law.

    Making that statement without understanding the repercussions, she lacks basic common sense that I would expect for a legal beagle.

  26. Free Speech != Free from Responsibility by Shihar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We need a new reaffirmation of our human rights under corporate rule. But that's exactly what Alito, Roberts, Scalia and Thomas will NOT rule for. They will rule that a company can fire whom it likes, and the constitution is not applicable.

    I sure as hell hope they don't make up new laws based upon their own concept of social justice. That isn't their purpose. I want them to judge claims based upon the rule of law. In this case, this is NOT a violation of any law. You are free to say whatever you believe, but to claim that private individuals can't judge you on what you say is absolutely silly. What is the purpose of speech if you can't act on it?

    The idea, you see, is not that they would fire hire for wrongthought, but that you should be outraged that private free speech is forbidden if you want a paycheck.

    This guy was an idiot, pure and simple. Don't work for an IP law firm and tell a reporter that you break laws that you disagree with. Telling people that you intentionally break the law is a damn good way to convince someone that you are NOT to be trusted with defending a client whom you might disagree with. If you can't stand defending someone whom you disagree with and keeping silent about your descent in public, DON'T BE A DEFENSE LAWYER.

    This isn't an alien concept. If you walk into a job interview and express personal opinions that clearly are not compatible with the company you are trying to work for, they are not going to hire your. Once you get in the foot in the door that suddenly doesn't give you a free run of the mill to do whatever you want; that goes double and triple if you tell a law firm you think it is okay to break laws you disagree with.

    No business should have the power to deny individual liberties guaranteed under the constitution and under "natural law". Period.

    No one is being denied liberty here. He is free to hold whatever personal opinions he wants. He can tell the world about his opinions. He just shouldn't expect to not be fired. In the same way I can kick you off of my property if you come to my house and start insulting me, a company can kick you off the payroll if you are stupid enough to make remarks that are clearly not compatible with being an employee there.

    He just needs to find a law firm that isn't going to be nervous about a guy who gives interviews telling reporters about how he breaks laws he disagree with.

    The important point is that freedom of speech doesn't give you a free pass against people judging you on your speech. If you say something stupid, people can decide they don't want deal with you. That is exactly what happened in this case. This guy said something stupid, and the company he worked for decided that they didn't want to work with him any more. Welcome to adulthood and responsibility.

    1. Re:Free Speech != Free from Responsibility by plasmacutter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      your argument is flawed in that you assume power is equally distributed between the business and the individual.

      This is NOT the case.

      When a business holds your income in the balance, especially in an industry which requires heavy references and experience for employment which are tainted by instances of termination, they wield power equal to, though different from, government.

      It's time to see corporations held to the same standards as government when they wield the same power, this includes obiding by the constitution and not punishing people with eviction and starvation for speaking their mind.

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  27. Some Comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    • She wasn't a lawyer. She was a law clerk, not even in law school, yet. Very important distinction.
    • One problem that people have in general is the fact that they represent people who's client's views oppose their own. For any lawyer, it should be no problem to, e.g., personally oppose software patents, yet still defend your client's software patent in court. (Before you say that is hypocritical, do you think criminal defense attorneys are in favor of rape and murder? Of course not, but they have to defend their client. If you morally oppose software patents, but your client has a software patent that it wants to litigate, then you litigate the software patent to the best of your ability.
  28. Re:Poor Job Fit? YES! by mellon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While you may be right in the example you give, in point of fact given the choice between two lawyers of equal ability, I'd prefer to hire the one that actually believes in what they're doing.

  29. Re:Poor Job Fit? YES! by the_bard17 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And maybe, just maybe... that's one aspect of our judicial system that's gone horribly wrong.

  30. I'm not convinced by QMO · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "A good lawyer is capable of arguing that up is actually down, a black cat is really white, and that you really didn't stab your wife and her lover thirty-seven times even though he/she knows you're guilty as sin."

    I wouldn't say that was a "good" lawyer, but rather a "skilled" lawyer.

    I have been thinking about this for a couple of years:
    I'm not sure that it is right for any lawyer, even the guilty one's own lawyer, to exonerate a guilty person. (I'm not sure that it's not, either.)
    I have thought that, perhaps, the defending lawyer should try just as hard to get at the truth as the prosecutor, but still be an advocate for the defandant. This is possible, you know.
    The biggest trouble with this idea, as far as I can see, is that we would have to get a whole lot more honest to have this work at all.

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    1. Re:I'm not convinced by Ravensfire · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Key part of that is "fair trial".

      Let me give you an example that happened in my state. A politically connected person was arrested for drunk driving, and essentially, the case was easily made. A blood test was done, at a hospital, by a nurse, some time after the accident, and still showed the man was above the legal limit. Between the accident and the test, there was no opportunity for the man to drink anything.

      The man, however, was not found guilty of drunk driving. During preperation, the nurse used an alcohol swab on the skin prior to taking the blood. Now, numerous studies have found that does not, and cannot, contaminate the test. A local newspaper tested that, even using Everclear as a prep, and found the same result. The law, however, clearly required that the skin be prepared with a non-alcohol swab prior to the blood being drawn. This law has been on the books for quite some time (at least 10 years).

      So who's correct here? The man was pretty clearly drunk, but the law on blood tests was not followed.

      -- Ravensfire

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    2. Re:I'm not convinced by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd say that it was right for this chap to be found not-guilty under these circumstances. It's a technicality though without doubt and this person definitely deserves to be punished (even if the law can't do it).

      It's annoying but I don't see how someone can be convicted if the process under which their guilt is proven breaks the law. It's like extracting confessions by beating someone, same principle although I'm sure that the nurse's error was not intentional.

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    3. Re:I'm not convinced by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I think the lawyer's job is not to argue to get "bad guys" off the hook... but to ensure a fair trial.

      And the way we ensure a fair trial is by both parties' lawyers trying to win.

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  31. Re:Poor Job Fit? YES! by wiggles · · Score: 4, Funny
    From Ghostbusters:
    Janine Melnitz: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

    Winston Zeddemore: Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.
  32. Re:Been there, done that... by nsayer · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It's not illegal in a right to work state.

    State laws on employment are moot for the federal government (the example here was a DEA agent - a federal employee working within the Department of Justice - who belongs to NORML).

    The stated example is not quite a match for the original story, again because the DEA is part of the federal government. The fictional DEA agent may have a 1st ammendment case for that reason, while the anti-DRM lawyer probably does not (because the law firm is not part of the government).

  33. One other thing by Catbeller · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One other thing:

    Altering the words or application of the Constitution itself, as the Congress or Supreme court would try, doesn't NOT alter your human rights to free speech and assembly.

    The Constitution, the government, or Mr. Unitary Exectutive Supreme WarMaster Bush, cannot take away your rights. They can write down that they don't think you should have them, but they would, wouldn't they.

    Your rights are not granted to you by them. You, and every person alive on this planet were born with those rights, and no one can claim they don't exist. They can deny you your rights, but they can't take them away.

    The framers of the Constitution, esp. Jefferson, believed that human rights were "natural". Some said granted by Providence, but that's not really important. The idea is that they exist because we believe that they do. Call it religious. Call it the ultimate ethical stand. But they exist because we say they do, because we demand that they do. WE THE PEOPLE.

    Jefferson was codifying something that exists with or without the Bill of Rights. He didn't create the rights, he merely put them on paper. That was his Original Intention, kids. With the immortal 9th reminding us that just because he forgot to write one in, he didn't intend to say that it didn't exist. Privacy, no doubt, would be covered under the 9th.

    Some asshat at a law firm doesn't get to nullify your human rights. Neither does Alito. No "business", which is a fake front for a bunch of men anyway, gets to deny them. Businesses are just legal structures granted by the people. They don't govern, and they don't get to pick and choose which natural rights apply to people they deign to hire.

    They exist at our sufferance. We are not supplicants begging for the right to eat at their feet. They should beg us for mercy. We've forgotten who's in charge here.

  34. Responsibility for your Actions by everphilski · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The question for you is, why aren't you outraged? Don't you care that you have give up your first amendment right to free speech because your bosses want dissent silenced in all venues that they can possibly affect?

    (Damn, Shihar said most everything I was going to...)

    You have the right to say whatever the hell you want. However if your employer decides they don't like it they have the right to let you go peacibly. There is nothing wrong with that. You didn't give up your first amendment rights - you exercised them. Now you have to grin and bear the responsibilities for exercising them. The constitution isn't a free ride to do whatever the hell you want without repricussion. Re-read the first amendment:

    Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

    Note it says nothing about protecting you from an employer. And I'm sure the employer in question is an "at-will" employer.

  35. Re:Non-compete clauses are absurd... by monstermagnet · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is incorrect: non-competes are an enforceable contract that can, if drafted correctly, survive the employment period itself.

    They must be reasonably limited in time, space, and occupation. There are some jurisdictions which frown (a lot!) on non-competes, but please don't leave people with the false sense that they are never valid.

    The absurdity of a non-compete varies with the circumstances. Compare two scenarios: McDonalds has non-compete for the guy asking "do you want fries with that"? Absurd. Head of regional sales for a company, and you're worried she might take customers with her? Not so absurd, and likely enforced.

  36. Re:Poor Job Fit? YES! by ePhil_One · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The IP firm is first and foremost a business.

    Exactly. If he had gone to work for a doggie spa, then expressed opinions that pampering pooches was a tremendous waste of time and money, would we be upset that the owner fired him?

    The person expressed an opinion that he didn't believe in what the company was doing, it would give a wise founder pause that said person would be working at his best, instead subconciously (or worse) undermining his own arguements and the goals of the firm. I can't believe this rated a story at all, much less front page.

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    You are in a maze of twisted little posts, all alike.
  37. You should be ashamed of yourselves by Peter+Eckersley · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The proportion of comments here criticising this woman is a disgrace. Yes, the most cynical analyses of how law firms are self-serving may apply. If so, why are slashdotters so keen to defend this behaviour?

    Copyright and patent law are complicated systems with (many would argue) important social functions that need to be finely balanced. A competent IP firm should be representing both plaintiffs and defendants in these systems. Furthermore, it is not clear that DRM is good, even for an IP firm's copyright holding clients, or for the copyright system as a whole. Employees who think critically about these matters are to be commended.

    Perhaps an argument can be made that IP law firms benefit from having the worst and most tangled laws possible, and that regardless of the implications for cultural industries or for good policy, the firm should be encouraging chaos and DRM. It's not good to see slashdotters being so keen on this kind of free commerce.