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US Missile Shield already Defeated?

Anonymous Coward writes "Forbes is reporting that although interest in the missile defense system has waned while the US military addresses more pressing matters of immediate concern, the Russians have already developed an anti-missile-defense missile designed to defeat the system. Were the US military to actually prove that the missile defense shield worked, the Russian rocket's "zig-zag" flightpath taken en route to it's target would render the shield useless. Russian President Vladimir Putin says that the non-ballistic trajectory would leave the projectile virtually impossible to down or divert. The author feels inclined to say that the missile defense shield was intended as a defense against rogue states such as North Korea that have not acquired this technology yet."

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  1. Already covered in Get Smart by the_demiurge · · Score: 4, Funny

    All we need now is an Anti-Anti-Anti-Missile-Missile to shoot down their Anti-Anti-Missile-Missile.

  2. Hmm by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not to sound too critical, but this Russian rocket zig-zag pattern is done on purpose right, not because of bad engineering and poor quality construction?

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  3. Re:star wars 3.0 by AuMatar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Its simple, really. We re-edit the war so we shoot first.

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  4. Re:star wars 3.0 by Rei · · Score: 4, Funny

    We really should just work on lobbying the government to switch to a "Faith-Based" missile shield.

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  5. Re:star wars 3.0 by timster · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think it makes sense.

    1. It's easy to prove that humans are not capable of producing something as complex as a modern missile. Consider the temperatures required to work metal and you'll realize that anyone's hands would burn off if they could even heat the metal enough by blowing on it, which is unlikely. Besides, supposing that a missle could be manufactured requires the materials to become more organized, which is against the laws of thermodynamics.
    2. Since humans cannot make missiles, all missiles must have been made by God.
    3. Missiles made by God would obviously not work against those with faith.

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