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Gecko's Feet Power New RAM Chips

An anonymous reader writes "IT Week has a story about carbon nanotubes being used to make memory chips. As the name suggests, carbon nanotubes are extremely small cylinders of carbon, and they have some similar properties to the extremely fine hairs on the feet of Geckos that enable the lizards to climb walls and hang from ceilings. The new chips work faster than current technologies, and hold their data without needing a power source." We've previously discussed this technology.

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  1. Great News! by rAiNsT0rm · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...I just saved a bunch of money on my car ins...RAM Chips.

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  2. It's escaped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hunni could you get the RAM off the ceiling again please!!

  3. Mandatory by Skythe · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome our new RAM-wielding opressive and tyrannical gecko overlords.

  4. Re:These Firefox guys are everywhere by maxwell+demon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Actually they mean that Gecko's memory footprint is so large that you'll need to buy new RAM chips. :-)

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  5. Upcoming lizard related technology... by Churla · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Soft-tongue" - This will allow code to adaptively eat bugs in software. MS has been rumored to be in talks to buy this technology outright. Unfortunately it will also be unsightly enough to creep out your significant other. (which means it will fit in with most other MS software)

    "Chameleo-browser" - A new plugin for firefox which will allow porn pages, when seen from a distance to blend in with spreadsheets and become unnoticable.

    ** Note - In response to these advances the LOST (Lizard Open Source Team) has chosen to patent their genetic makeup to prevent futher abuses of their technology. NTP will be handling the patents.

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  6. Re:Misleading Title by alcmaeon · · Score: 2, Funny
    You know, Slashdot titles aren't aimed at being perfect - they are aimed at being catchy, and most do a good job of it.

    Since this is not particularly a scientific journal, I'd rather have the former and have it catch my eye than being drab and something that I'd skip over.

    If all you want is an article that will grab attention and get people to read and respond to it, then all articles on Slashdot should just be titled "Linux sucks" and you will be guaranteed everyone will read them. :-P

  7. Gecko's Feet Power New RAM Chips by Quirk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shouldn't that read: Gecko's Feet Feat...?

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  8. Re:NOT a Misleading Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    When the power is removed, the same van der Waals forces that underpin gecko toes keeps the fiber in the down position.
    Kinda' gives new meaning to "sticky bit" notion.
  9. Boycott... by modi123 · · Score: 2, Funny

    As a long standing representative of the International Gecko Consortium, I am here by boycotting the sales of these supposed "RAM chips" for the implication and devaluing of the inherent value of our feet. We of the IGC will not stand idly by and watch you non reptilians continue to mount slanderous comments on our good name. Additionally we call into question the nature of this 'research' done by The Man - no upstanding Gecko would allow themselves to be poked, prodded, or subjected to any scientific research that would violate our religious and social mores. Furthermore if there are any geckos in captivity against their will we demand a full release and all forthcoming medical expenses for their recuperation will be paid in full by you, the evil mammalian overlords. It is high time be break the bonds of secondhand citizenship and take our place as equals!

    Viva the green revolution!

  10. Finally! by AugstWest · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can get my computer off the desk and stick it to the wall.

    "Wall mounted keyboards... It must be.... the FUTURE!" - Crow T. Robot

  11. Re:lizards by steve_l · · Score: 2, Funny

    The interesting thing about gecko feet is that they work in a vacuum, unlike suction pads of other things.

    This gives the evolutionaries a problem "why did geckos evolve to stick to things in a vacuum". It also gives the ID-believes a different problem "why did the intelligent designer give geckos the ability to stick to things in a vacuum"?

    it also raises another question: what experiments were done to determine which animals can stick to walls in a vaccuum, and which cant. I can imagine a large glass container with all these animals clinging to the side, all the air being slowly sucked out and things like flies falling off as suction failes, but the geckos hanging on until the loss of air pressure causes their bodies to explode in a red pulp, leaving just four little feet, stuck to the wall.