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Adobe Universal Binaries... in 2007
bo peterberg writes "According to a pdf on Adobe's website, they remain committed to supporting Intel-based Macs. However, Intel-based Macs will not be supported until the next upgrade of all creative products. The current version will not be re-released."
So if I want a new MacBook for my design work, am I SOL?
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GNAA Announces Project to Port Slashcode to ASP.NET
Fremont, California - In a surprise announcement, GNAA has announced a truce and alliance with the popular news for trolls website Slashdot.
GNAA member godspeed broke the news at an early-evening press conference, announcing that GNAA would cease trolling the website, and will instead work with the current Slashdot staff on porting the Slashcode to ASP.NET, to be run under IIS.
"We've had our difference with Slashdot in the past," godspeed began, "but with recent slowdowns in performance on the website, they have finally realized that Opensource is indeed dead, and it's time to move on and replace their antiquated codebase with something that will meet the modern day's needs. We're pleased to be given the opportunity to work with the Slashdot staff on making this port. Of course, the new code will not be opensourced, an NDA will be signed in blood by all who see it and if you release it, the penalty... well, you've seen what happened to Nick Berg, Paul Johnson, and the others. Major changes to be implemented include the removal of goatse link evasion, major overhauls to the karma system, and the replacement of pinkpages with LastMeasure,"
At this point godspeed turned the podium over to fellow GNAA member goat-see and stormed out of the room. goat-see offered to take any questions the audiencemembers have. When asked why there were no Slashdot representatives at the conference, he was quick to reply "You can speak to CowboyNeal outside after we're through here, we couldn't get that motherfucker in here without widening the doorframes. Next question?," eliciting a hearty chuckle from the audience. When asked the reason for the sudden change in relations with Slashdot, goat-see paused to think for a moment, before answering "Our historical differences were meant to hilight the flaws in the Slashdot system. As soon as the staff realized what an impacted shitpile their site was and the need to update it, we were the first to volunteer to assist in the migration. We look forward to seeing the hight performace of ASP.NET pages with a MS SQL backend as much as any other nigger out there."
bare, a GNAA member sitting in the audience, stood up and confirmed this announcement with a hearty "LOL." goat-see concluded the conference at that point, saying "If you have any further questions, please direct them to new GNAA member Wil Wheaton, now let's all go outside and poke that fat fuck CowboyNeal with sticks."
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You're a fool anyway; you would have bought 2 gigs of RAM from Apple. Not exactly the best price, dumbass.
Extra dumbass points for not running out your original 1-year warranty almost completely, since you can buy AppleCare anytime during that period and begin the extended warranty then.
p.s. if you're gonna troll, and you get owned that badly - at least learn to stay down, ferchrissakes.
If Jesus wants me it knows where to find me.
Yo, Einstein, I happen to be a German living in Tokyo. Is that outside of the US enough for you, genius? Now bear with me, because let's just do the math just for fun.
;-)), but if you insist, we end up somewhere around 3300 bucks or so. It still isn't $ 5000. Hmmm... And don't forget, Tokyo used to be the city with the highest cost of living all over the fucking globe for many years consecutively (they're number two right now). And even in the highly taxed Europe you won't get as expensive as 5000 bucks.
I just checked out http://www.kakaku.com/ a site which lists the lowest prices of everything and their dog in Japan. The 1.8 GHz MacBook Pro goes for 290850 yen, (no, we don't buy from the Apple Store, duh!). Then we get kick-ass hardrive (no, not from the friggin Apple Store, ok). Any Fujitsu goes below 20000 yen, but just not having you bitch and moan that I was cheating let's make that a flat 20000 yen for the drive. Then I'm goin to buy 2x1GB RAM (PC2 5300) the lowest price is at 14980 yen per 1GB, but just so you can't say we're cheating or whatever I'll take the next higher price listed at 26040. Add it all up and we get a whopping 362930 yen, which accounts for US $ 3069, hmm doesn't at all look like 5000 bucks to me and this price here INCLUDES TAX.
Oh, you say Apple Care.... I think Apple Care is for pussies
So please stop telling anyone the new MacBook pros fully equipped will cost about $ 5000, because you've got to admit, you just pulled that number out of your ass, knowing it was completely off-base and are now trying to cover up talking about international pricing yaddayadda, thinking I was some provincial idiot from Fuckasuckalucka county somewhere in Wyoming you could impress with such pseudo-polyglotisms..
Q.E.D.
There are two rules for success:
1. Never tell everything you know.
"You don't win an argument simply by proclaiming that you have."
You can't erase mistakes you've made by trying to bait me down another discussion.
"I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)