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Rocket Racing Gets Its First Team

Posted by ScuttleMonkey on from the rednecks-of-the-sky dept.

quad4b writes to tell us Wired is reporting that the Rocket Racing League (RRL), launched last October by Granger Whitelaw and Peter Diamandis of Ansari X Prize fame, has its first official team. "Leading Edge Rocket Racing" was launched by entrepreneurs and former F-16 pilots Don "Dagger" Grantham and Robert "Bobaloo" Rickard who see this as the "next great flying experience."

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  1. Wisdom of the Prophet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Mohammed was a paedophile who married a 6 year old girl Aisha, and took her virginity when she was the age of 9.

  2. Re:Come On Elon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll


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    PERFORMING AS FUCKTOY. REPLACE WITH FRESH PIG. SEE STEP 1.