Earthquake Early Warning System Pioneered in Japan
Tomo Hiratsuka writes "After recent destructive earthquakes around the world, Japanese scientists have come up with an
earthquake early-warning system that uses sensors and various technologies, including iPv6, to provide up to a minute's warning, which could make a lot of difference, especially in the event of a tsunami. Bizarrely, one of the warning methods even involves networked photocopiers, believe it or not."
Photocopier 1: Uh oh, paper appears to be jittering about in the scanning area.
Photocopier 2: Yeah, I noticed that too, but I thought it was the fatty going to the vending machine again!
Vending Machine: He's always pressing my buttons!
Photocopier 1: Do we think there'll be an earthquake?
Photocopier 3: Hmm, better warn people. Bum, some c*nts downloading pr0n again and the networks really slow.
Photocopier 2: I'll do it!
Oh, reading the article it works the other way around as a fast office-notification warning system. That's not nearly as interesting.
Bizarrely, one of the warning methods even involves networked photocopiers, believe it or not."
But is it a beowulf cluster?
You say you want a revolution....
I'm just impressed that the engineers thought to use what is always the office's most reliable appliance, the copying machine. Because if you need one device that's not going to break--why go anywhere else?
Yeah, they could of just said it was a synergy network that combines dynamic paper producers to predict earth based movements.
It all worked so well until the day after the office Christmas party and the photocopy machines were churning out image after image of "cracks" and fissures in the Earth's surface.
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