Google Gets A9 Search Chief
award tour writes "Red Herring has a story that Google has nabbed yet another high ranking employee from a competitor. Udi Manber, former CEO of A9, has joined Google as vice president of engineering. As slashdot readers would know 'Last year, Microsoft was involved with Google in a dispute over Google hiring away Dr. Kai-Fu Lee, the vice president of Microsoft's Natural Interactive Services division, and appointing him as the head of Google's research and development center in China'"
- Constant X = The sentence "How'd you like to be a Vice President at Google?"
- Variable Y = A geek
Prove:X + Y = "Hell, yes!" for all values of Y.
Obliteracy: Words with explosions
So how long until we start seeing "IT Company Employee" trading cards? It sounds like these guys are being moved around like baseball players.
"Hey, I got Kai-Fu Lee's Bachelor's card!" "Cool, but you know after he got traded to Google, his publication stats tanked."
Here chief execuuuutive, gooood chief execuuuutive... come to Google... we've got some nice carrots for youuuuuuuu... C'mon, that's it...
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Are all of A9's chairs still intact?
Precious is gone. No precious. Stolen from us! Wicked tricksy headhunters, alwaysss after our precious! Stealing them with offerses of cafffeteriasses full of ruined fisshes! We ought to wring their filthy little necks! Throw chairses at them them! Fucking kill them all!
No, You the man!!
(I bet he's sick of that joke...)