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Oldest T. Rex Relative Unveiled
Dr Occult writes "A group of researchers have found the forefather of T. Rex in Xinjiang province in northwestern China. It lived around 160 million years ago. This makes it more than twice as old as T. Rex, and the most primitive known member of the family. The researchers were surprised to learn the 3m long dinosaur sported a spectacular feathered crest on its head which may have been brightly coloured."
Ha ha ha America
China have
T Rex father
160 million year old dinosaur
in Xinjiang province
American hillbilly have
intelligent design
So commence cry
as you not keep up
What no dinosaur?
Too bad so sad
Already you behind
We sell you dinosaur
make you good deal hillbilly!
This sounds very familiar. Was there a giant gorilla too?
Can't you tell? Those paleontologists invoked Intelligent Design.
It's obvious that a half dinosaur half bird must be designed. And since it was designed, we can conclude from the brightly coloured feathers and crest that the designer might have been homosexual, but definitely camp. And because the designer is probably gay, the feathers and crest must have been brightly coloured.
Do not think that just because you evilutionists have found another transitional fossil, the intelligent designer did not design the show "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy". You evilutionists cannot explain how that show evolved, can you?
"The researchers were surprised to learn the 3m long dinosaur sported a spectacular feathered crest on its head which may have been brightly coloured."
Hell I was surprised too! Being that old I would have guessed a beard!