Mars Rover Finds Unusual Rocks at 'Home Plate'
An anonymous reader writes "After several months of driving nearly a kilometer, the Mars Rover Spirit has reached the semicircular plateau dubbed 'Home Plate' in Gusev Crater and has unearthed a puzzle. Spirit first got a good view of Home Plate in late August from 'Husband Hill'. The layered appearance is unlike anything yet seen by the rovers."
Official Statement of the Unified Resistance Front of Mars (QKTLM):
Don't think that you can divert attention from your oppressive rule to the actions of the hideous members of the insidious blue planet. The entire G'een'v-Net is alive with the news of your massacre in Meridiani-kl'ni and of the heroic resistance of QKTLM martyrs in trying to prevent it. The spherules of many innocent Martians were shed yet again at your claw; when we take your life - and by Phobos, the day will be soon! - not even the dust devils shall mourn your grave.
K'tah nrglah tn hk'tah ginr'l Marstv'k qa!!
Laaq n'tl Marstv'k qa!!
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Yes, but they'd all be modded down. (And this is the fourth post, so I'm disqualified.)