Massive Lightning Storm on Saturn
Aielman writes to tell us Yahoo News is reporting that Researchers are tracking a gigantic electrical storm on Saturn that has released lightning bolts more than one thousand times stronger than those found on Earth. The storms where first spotted earlier this year from the Cassini probe and since that time scientists have recorded 35 consecutive episodes each lasting about ten hours.
For more information on how the bands that show up on Saturn reflect weather patterns, check out the weather section on this planet at NJU.
The planet's got 30 named satellites and the most prominent feature a belt of dust and debris. I'm sure there's a lot of factors at play here--probably more than our own atmosphere. There's a lot of talk about cosmic rays actually being the cause of lightning on both Jupiter and Saturn but this topic is heavily debated.
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What level does your mage have to be to call down a lightning storm of that magnitude?
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Members of Saturn's DeLorean owners' association report that thanks to the storms, their cars are disappearing into Time left and right.
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lightning bolts more than one thousand times stronger than those found on Earth. So if you got hit by one, it would kill you like ... a thousand times worse.
NASA better do something about this!
I can't wait till 2620 when scientists rename it to Urectum to end that stupid joke once and for all.
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someone watches too much Futurama....
Guy one: U rectum?
;-)
Guy two: *lol* Rectum? I damn near killed 'em.
See, I'm thinking the whole joke thing will just continue...
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As soon as I read this article, I knew what to expect in the posts... lo and behold!
/. article involving lightning or massive amounts of energy where someone hasn't made a back to the future joke? No offense, but they're just not that funny!
Has there ever been a
"too much Futurama" - there is no such thing. Now, stop posting nonsense! :D
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thanks to a Blue's Clues song. Learned it in one episode so it must be mind-control:
Well the suns a hot star .... Venus is hot too .... Earth's home to me and you .... Jupiter's most wide ... Uranus is on its side
Mercury's the brightest planet
Mars is the red planet
Saturns got those icy rings
Can anybody explain me this joke? I just don't get it.
PS: English is not my native language.
Your humour chip must have a loose connection ... please remove it, check for any foreign objects, and reinsert it carefully.
Last time I checked, Mercury comes before Venus.
Maybe Swiper swiped it?
It's really just a war between the grey-on-the-left cloud beings and grey-on-the-right cloud beings. Go righties!
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My superior Vulcan physiology will allow me to withstand lightning surges a thousand times stronger than what is found on your native world. Therefore, I am the only logical choice to investigate this phenomenon. I will fly a standard shuttlecraft into the atmosphere of Saturn, climb out on the roof while the craft is in motion, and hold aloft a Terran golf club in order to be struck by this lightning and study its effects. I have programmed the shuttlecraft to return to the starship automatically in the event that I do not survive the lighting strike.
Please do not try to stop me. A Vulcan is always prepared to sacrifice himself for the good of the many. It is only logical. Your fragile human makeup would not even be able to withstand the atmosphere of Saturn, much less the electrical energy produced by lighting a thousand times more powerful than that found on your own small homeworld.
The joke is funny because "Your Rectum" is no better. I'm hoping you know Anus and Rectum are Asshole, but lets be thorough.
Man, you really need that seminar!
Or, if you are a little older:
They say our solar system is centered 'round the sun,
Nine planets, large and small, parading by.
But somewhere out in space,
There's another shining face
That you might see some night up in the sky.
Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl,
A solar system Ms. from a future world,
She travels like a rocket with her comet team
And there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen,
No, there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen.
She's been to the sun, it's a lot of fun,
It's a hot spot, it's a gas!
Hydrogen and helium in a big, bright, glowing mass.
It's a star, it's a star! So Janet got an autograph!
Mercury was near the sun so Janet stopped by,
But the mercury on Mercury was much too high, so
Janet split for Venus but on Venus she found
She couldn't see a thing for all the clouds around.
Earth looked exciting, kind of green and inviting,
So Janet thought she'd give it a go.
But the creatures on the planet looked so very weird to Janet,
She didn't even dare to say hello.
It's a bird, it's a plane! Why, it must be a UFO, but it was:
Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl,
A solar system Ms. from a future world,
She travels like a rocket with her comet team
And there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen,
No, there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen.
Mars is red and Jupiter's big
And Saturn shows off its rings.
Uranus is built on a funny tilt
And Neptune is its twin,
And Pluto, little Pluto is the farthest planet from our sun.
They say our solar system is not alone in space.
The universe has endless mystery.
Some future astronaut
May find out that what he thought
Was a shooting star instead turned out to be...
Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl,
A solar system Ms. from a future world,
She travels like a rocket with her comet team
And there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen,
There's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen.
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Well, that's about as reliable as some Wikipedia, anyway. And yes, English is my native language, but do I have some good points as well.
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And Venus is brighter than Mercury. The GP obviously transposed them.
So much for that mnemonic.
-- Alastair
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