January 2006 Virus and Spam Statistics

Ant writes "Commtouch reports the January 2006's virus and spam statistics. Its summary said there were four massive virus attacks (including a multi-wave attack of 7 variants) and the most aggressive attacks penetrated before the average antivirus (AV) solution could even release a signature. The data is based on information continuously gathered by the Commtouch Detection Center, which analyzed more than 2 billion messages from over 130 countries during the month of January 2006..."

Comments

Tell me about it.

[MutantHamster]

January was a horrible month for viruses. Take it from me: If you get an email from an Asian Bird, don't open it.

Re:I GOT A GREASED UP YODA DOLL SHOVED UP MY ASS!

[Anonymous Coward]

Heh... that's not what they meant by "Use the force."

As usual, I'm not taking ANYONE to the emergency room.

That is odd with all of those viruses o ut here

[Anonymous Coward]

I didn't notice any on my powerbook. Oh wait never mind

Re:What are the long term trends of spam?

[mctk]

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ahem, sorry.

Re:Problematic Signature Release Issue

[Anonymous Coward]

Your post is never going to compile dude. MyWife is supposed to be the first argument of KamaSutra().

Re:Problematic Signature Release Issue

[Pusene]

You got it backwards, dude. KamaSutra is the first argument for any Wife-object. It's not that it doesn't compile, it is the Kernel Panic that's the problem...

Nice graphics?

[RT Alec]

Pretty graphics, lots of "ooooo" factor. I find that they tell me nothing. This is a trend in the "network security" field:

1. find a subject for which a lot of data can be collected
2. preparing a bunch of colorful charts and graph that don't actualy convey any meaningful information
3. Profit (or at least get mentioned on Slashdot, et al.)

Tufte would be ashamed.

Re:Problematic Signature Release Issue

[flabbergasted]

Your post is never going to compile dude. MyWife is supposed to be the first argument of KamaSutra().

Yeah, but the second argument is PoolBoy

I'm sick of all of these scares.

[kadathseeker]

I wish, after all of this hyping, that we'd get a bug as well written as some of these (you know, that gets into everything and around all defenses) but gets old-school on its victims. None of this pussyfooting around, I mean like copy itself, mailing itself to all of your contacts, and delete everyone's hard drives. Or filling it with beastiality pron. Nasty stuff.

Show these kids what a real virus is about. Put that hype to good use. And make everyone stop acting like EVERY LITTLE BUG IS A RIDER OF THE APOCALYPSE. Because most of these, like even the Sober worm, aren't really that harmful. Most malware writers are really only out for money, not general misanthropia. I just want ONE killer bug to put all of this in perspective. And maybe get people to switch to a modern OS like Linus, BSD, or OS X.

Because no, not even Norton can save you.

Did anyone else...

[Sfing_ter]

Did anyone else find it interesting that they are hosting this on a Win2k iis server?
Funny choice given the stats...