January 2006 Virus and Spam Statistics
Ant writes "Commtouch reports the January 2006's virus and spam statistics. Its summary said there were four massive virus attacks (including a multi-wave attack of 7 variants) and the most aggressive attacks penetrated before the average antivirus (AV) solution could even release a signature. The data is based on information continuously gathered by the Commtouch Detection Center, which analyzed more than 2 billion messages from over 130 countries during the month of January 2006..."
January was a horrible month for viruses. Take it from me: If you get an email from an Asian Bird, don't open it.
My Greatest Heist - Muisc partly inspired by the unbeatable Qwantz
ahem, sorry.
Paul Grosfield - the quicker picker upper.
Your post is never going to compile dude. MyWife is supposed to be the first argument of KamaSutra().
Pretty graphics, lots of "ooooo" factor. I find that they tell me nothing. This is a trend in the "network security" field:
Tufte would be ashamed.
I wish, after all of this hyping, that we'd get a bug as well written as some of these (you know, that gets into everything and around all defenses) but gets old-school on its victims. None of this pussyfooting around, I mean like copy itself, mailing itself to all of your contacts, and delete everyone's hard drives. Or filling it with beastiality pron. Nasty stuff.
Show these kids what a real virus is about. Put that hype to good use. And make everyone stop acting like EVERY LITTLE BUG IS A RIDER OF THE APOCALYPSE. Because most of these, like even the Sober worm, aren't really that harmful. Most malware writers are really only out for money, not general misanthropia. I just want ONE killer bug to put all of this in perspective. And maybe get people to switch to a modern OS like Linus, BSD, or OS X.
Because no, not even Norton can save you.
The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it. - William Gibson